BLF has a Sci-Fi Adventure

[WaterOre]

Seal myself in one of the refreshers to potentially survive this ordeal

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

Assist Planr with turning on the shields.

[AutoBahn]

Assist Planr with turning on the shields.

[TristanLuigi]

stumble out of the space-reactor with a bag of Schmips (which are of course superior to Schips, despite continuing space-lawsuits) without bothering to read the last 3 space-pages

[McZealot]

eat some snour cream and snonion potato schips™

Refticus Stats: STR 12 - DEX 11 - CON 10 - INT 14 - WIS 4 - CHA 8

They're absolutely delicious. You get a +2 bonus to your next roll, due to your loyalty with the Schips™ corporation.
But a voice in the back of your head begins to chant.

"Kill the Schmipser. Kill the Schmipser."

stumble out of the space-reactor with a bag of Schmips (which are of course superior to Schips, despite continuing space-lawsuits)

TristanLuigi Stats: STR 8 - DEX 10 - CON 10 - INT 10 - WIS 10 - CHA 16

They're absolutely delicious. You get a +2 bonus to your next roll, due to your loyalty with the Schmips™ corporation.
But a voice in the back of your head begins to chant.

"Kill the Schipser. Kill the Schipser."

Seal myself in one of the refreshers to potentially survive this ordeal

WaterOre Stats: STR 9 - DEX 10 - CON 12 - INT 10 - WIS 12 - CHA 11

You run for the nearest Refreshment Chamber, hoping to seal yourself in before the crash. You'll need a 9 DEX Check to reach it in time!

You roll an 18.

You rip open the door, and climb in the Refresher, sealing yourself inside the tight space.

Assist Planr with turning on the shields.

Assist Planr with turning on the shields.

AutoBahn Stats: STR 11 - DEX 5 - CON 15 - INT 17 - WIS 12 - CHA 7
Planr Stats: STR 18 - DEX 8 - CON 12 - INT 14 - WIS 15 - CHA 10
TableSalt Stats: STR 7 - DEX 17 - CON 11 - INT 18 - WIS 10 - CHA 12

Planr knew what he was doing--it seems as though the shields are broken for good. You'll need a 18 INT Check to succeed.

You rolled a 17, +3, +2 from the Schips™ Corporation, +2 from Autobahn, +1 from Planr, so 25.

You jump to Planr's side, immediately telling him your hypothesis about why the shields are failing! There must be electrical wires destroyed in the bombing, causing the unreliable nature of the energy field! If we just re-route the power distributor away from the breach, the forcefield should go up. The shields erupt into full power, certainly shielding you from some of the impact!

Crash!

[TristanLuigi]

Convince the fellow passengers that Schmips™ are the superior product and will save them in this time of desperation.

[tber123]

Ask everyone else if I'm in Heaven yet

[Glass Joe]

Install gentoo on the ship's main computer.

[TristanLuigi]

Install debian on the ship's main computer.

FTFY

[Peacock]

I check out what got damaged in the crash

[TableSalt]

Look around. Where are we?

[Planr]

Hand out medkits to whoever needs them.

[Refticus]

go on a crusade to kill the schmipser while crushing any bags of schmips™ which i encounter for the glory of schips™.

[Clownfish]

come out of the bathroom and survey the situation

[WaterOre]

Exit the refresher and attempt to assess the damage to the spaceship