As he describes it he can barely walk. If he can't walk how can he type perfectly grammatically correct sentences without some typos?
you aren't speaking, you can spell check.
spal chek dosn wkr when ur drnk -_____________-
but you arent drunk
!EXPOSED
You're not drunk, if you were you wouldn't have been able to post this.
kiss him goodnighthe'll be more focused on the kiss and not the smell of wine
the first thing i think of when some drunk girl tries to kiss me is"dayum dis bitch is wasted"its pretty hard to miss
make sure to sneak some tongue in there too if you wanna distract him completely ;]
wheres that pic of the brownish fish from spongebob holding a krabby patty with a death stare