Help me get past my grandfather

[hillkill]

As he describes it he can barely walk. If he can't walk how can he type perfectly grammatically correct sentences without some typos?

you aren't speaking, you can spell check.

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

you aren't speaking, you can spell check.

spal chek dosn wkr when ur drnk -_____________-

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

spal chek dosn wkr when ur drnk -_____________-

but you arent drunk

[Zloff]

this will put him to sleep for a long time so you can stumble around drunkly for an extended period if you wish

[hillkill]

it takes a long time, but it can be done.

[Lego lad]

but you arent drunk

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EXPOSED

[hillkill]

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EXPOSED

LEGO LAD LIES ABOUT BEING DRUNK (EXPOSED) (GONE loveUAL)

[Shazoo]

im telling on you, filthy lying scum

[Reficul]

You're not drunk, if you were you wouldn't have been able to post this.

you mustve never been drunk

if i can text my parents on lsd while the letters are moving and their profile icons are warping and turning into demons i think someone can type drunk

[Freek]

kiss him goodnight
he'll be more focused on the kiss and not the smell of wine

[Jshotgun]

kiss him goodnight
he'll be more focused on the kiss and not the smell of wine

the first thing i think of when some drunk girl tries to kiss me is
"dayum dis bitch is wasted"
its pretty hard to miss

[Freek]

the first thing i think of when some drunk girl tries to kiss me is
"dayum dis bitch is wasted"
its pretty hard to miss

yeah but grandpappy is old. his sense of smell decreases as touch increases, make sure to sneak some tongue in there too if you wanna distract him completely ;]

[Jshotgun]

make sure to sneak some tongue in there too if you wanna distract him completely ;]

wheres that pic of the brownish fish from spongebob holding a krabby patty with a death stare

[Freek]

wheres that pic of the brownish fish from spongebob holding a krabby patty with a death stare

this one?

[Lego lad]

yes because thats a fish and it is brown and that smile is a death stare