goofs and gaffs
what about goofs and gaffes?
HAHAHAHA WHO"S THE LOSER NOW
two cannibals are eating amy schumer's dead body"Hey, does this taste funny to you?""No."
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol addiction is tearing this family apart.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gaffe
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This joke has already been made. I'll DDoS your left nostril if you don't apologize.
A man walks into a bar and reaches into his pocket, pulling out a foot tall man.He then proceeds to pull out a miniature piano, and the little man begins to play the piano.The man sits up at the bar, and the bartender asks him, "Hey where'd you get that pianist?""Oh, I got him from a magical genie... The lamp's got a wish left if you want to use it""Sure, I wish for a million bucks!"Suddenly, ducks begin to fall from the sky.The bartender looks absolutely stunned, looking to the man."That's nothing at all what I asked for!"The man sighs, "Yeah, I think the genie is kinda deaf, I mean who the hell would ask for a twelve inch pianist?"
