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two cannibals are eating amy schumer's dead body
"Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
"No."





two cannibals are eating amy schumer's dead body
"Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
"No."
kek

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol addiction is tearing this family apart.


A man walks into a bar. His alcohol addiction is tearing this family apart.
This joke has already been made. I'll DDoS your left nostril if you don't apologize.


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EDIT: Just realized this will probably get me chainbanned, so I'm backing down.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2016, 11:23:21 PM by Moppy »

This joke has already been made. I'll DDoS your left nostril if you don't apologize.
i perfected it

A man walks into a bar and reaches into his pocket, pulling out a foot tall man.
He then proceeds to pull out a miniature piano, and the little man begins to play the piano.
The man sits up at the bar, and the bartender asks him, "Hey where'd you get that pianist?"
"Oh, I got him from a magical genie... The lamp's got a wish left if you want to use it"
"Sure, I wish for a million bucks!"
Suddenly, ducks begin to fall from the sky.
The bartender looks absolutely stunned, looking to the man.
"That's nothing at all what I asked for!"
The man sighs, "Yeah, I think the genie is kinda deaf, I mean who the hell would ask for a twelve inch pianist?"
i did a recording of myself reading this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BYhwALFp7i

What's the hardest part about playing soccer?



Telling your parents that you're gay