Apparently You Yanks Don't Know What These Are

[Foxscotch]

then should ketchup just be tomato

or
get this
squished tomato. it defines itself, everyone will know exactly what you're talking about when you say it. it's the perfect name

[Ad Bot]

[Lockebox]

Explain how ketchup makes any more sense

UH HUH

CAN'T, CAN YOU?

YEAH.

I blame the chinese

[Niff]

why the forget do you put ketchup on egg

[Lockebox]

why the forget do you put ketchup on egg

Whoa there

Ketchup on eggs is delicious. You got to try it before you diss it first ;o

[XR-7]

why the forget do you put ketchup on egg

Why would anyone put ketchup on anything

[Malleo100]

or
get this
squished tomato. it defines itself, everyone will know exactly what you're talking about when you say it. it's the perfect name

or tomato smoothie (condiment style) because squashed tomato comes in many forms

[TableSalt]

Whoa there

Ketchup on eggs is delicious

Heresy.

[Foxscotch]

Why would anyone put ketchup on anything

we're an endangered species, you and I

or tomato smoothie (condiment style) because tomato juice is already a thing

no, that's juiced tomato. squished tomato is different and a useful name

[Niff]

Why would anyone put ketchup on anything

why wouldnt you

Whoa there

Ketchup on eggs is delicious. You got to try it before you diss it first ;o

sounds not too pleasant

[XR-7]

why wouldnt you

For the same reason that I don't dip my food in toilet water

[Zack]

GREAT

NOW IT MAKES SENSE

You just had to NOT RUIN IT

For the same reason that I don't dip my food in toilet water

By that same logic tomatoes are basically made of toilet water

God damn that's some healthy toilet water.

[TableSalt]

why wouldnt you

Ketchup tastes like liquid salt IMO

[Foxscotch]

By that same logic tomatoes are basically made of toilet water
God damn that's some healthy toilet water.

technically tomatoes are unhealthy because eating them makes me wanna kill myself

[XR-7]

By that same logic tomatoes are basically made of toilet water

God damn that's some healthy toilet water.

You missed the whole point. I don't dip my food in toilet water because it's disgusting.

[Zack]

technically tomatoes are unhealthy because eating them makes me wanna kill myself

You know what, in the sake of honesty, I don't like the taste of pure tomatoes either.

It's only in processed form that I can really eat it more willingly than usual.

You missed the whole point. I don't dip my food in toilet water because it's disgusting.

I don't know what you put in your toilet water but mine tastes like tomatoes

You should probably call a plumber.