Apparently You Yanks Don't Know What These Are

[TableSalt]

if its not even good on salad how can it be good on anything else lol

>not good on salad
excuse me you have brain damage

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

i don't really know what is going on here

it's just a jumble of ketchup, tomato sauce, and other condiments

[Niff]

>not good on salad
excuse me you have brain damage

>implying I have brain damage for not liking leaf semen but you don't know the greatness of ketchup
Excuse me sir were you dropped on your head as a baby?

[TableSalt]

>implying I have brain damage for not liking leaf semen but you don't know the greatness of ketchup
Excuse me sir were you dropped on your head as a baby?

>implying ketchup has any sort of greatness
can you even feel happiness

[log]

>implying ketchup has any sort of greatness
can you even feel happiness

>implying the dislike of ketchup has anything to do with your level of happiness
have you even once heard the name "aristotle?"

[Maxwell.]

suddenly, red text (green texts mortal enemy) appears

[TableSalt]

suddenly, red text (green texts mortal enemy) appears

HISSSSSSS

[Texan101]

Guys, it's clearly not ketchup... It's catsup.

[Niff]

Guys, it's clearly not ketchup... It's catsup.

same thing

>implying the dislike of ketchup has anything to do with your level of happiness
have you even once heard the name "aristotle?"

>me face when people try to insult you with petty insults like this oldcigarette

[Donnies Catch]

blue text is just happy to be here

[sir dooble]

transparent text always feels ignored

[Maxwell.]

yellow text is always feeling insecure because of problems in life

[Niff]

red text always has a lust

A lust for blood, red text wishes to bathe in the blood of the other texts because he's edgy or something

[shamester]

how can you even eat fries plain, no flavor but salt

Also

If you think ketchup is bad, you should see the football players at my school and what they do to the fries.  They put: honey mustard, ranch, and barbecue sauce on top of their fries.  Like they don't even use separate cups, they just straight up put it on top of the fries, its repulsive.

[sir dooble]

how can you even eat fries plain, no flavor but salt

There's not much better in life than a pleasant walk down the promenade or seafront, on a late summers evening, with a cone of salted chips.