POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD

[Kochieboy]

clearly Annoying Orange did 9/11 then
clearly

7/11 was a part time job

[Ad Bot]

[Aide33]

7/11 was a part time job

no it's "7/11 was a 9 to 5 job"

[shitlord]

no it's "7/11 was a 9 to 5 job"

i'd loving shoot myself if it came down to me working 9 to 5 in a 7/11

[Drydess]

i'd loving shoot myself if it came down to me working 9 to 5 in a 7/11

hey, at least it's not a 24/7

[Zloff]

omfg the accuracy ahahaha

[Cavik]

Rip gun rights if shillary gets in.

[Frequency]

hey, at least it's not a 24/7

working 24/7 at 7/11 would be 11 times worse than 7 9/11s

say that three times fast and make it into a rap

i'd loving shoot myself if it came down to me working 9 to 5 in a 7/11

what if you got paid $15 an hour

[Nonnel]

working 24/7 at 7/11 would be 11 times worse than 7 9/11s

(24/7) x (7/11) = 2.18 repeating and (9/11) x 7 = 5.72 repeating so working 24/7 at 7/11 would only be about 2.6x as bad as 7 9/11s

[Frequency]

oh thanks my math is a little fuzzy when it comes to multiplying dates of terrorist attacks

[Biostorm]

Hillary does well with minority voters, especially black ppl. Which is ironic cuz Bernie has been fighting for racial equality since the 60s and the Clintons passed a crime bill that led to higher rates of black incarceration. But I guess some people are fooled by her fake "I care about you :3" message.

yeah! why can't those stupid mondays see that bernie sanders and us, his supporters, care for him!

[otto-san]

Rip gun rights if shillary gets in.

nah probably not
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/gun-violence-prevention/

that's of course assuming anything can even happen in congress which is unlikely after the first midterm

[Toxicology]

we did it reddit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ipquarx]

nah probably not
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/gun-violence-prevention/

she wants to prosecute gun manufacturers for stuff that people do with their guns, that makes no sense. Would you prosecute a car manufacturer for hit n' runs? The fact that this is being considered, at all, yeesh...

[Frequency]

can I prosecute McDonald's for making me fat

[Nickpb 3.0]

can I prosecute McDonald's for making me fat

No porker

Go buy a treadmill jelly jubs!