POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD

[Cappytaino]

I wonder how long it will take the voting population to realize that Hillary is a bona fide criminal and she is one hundred times worse than Donald Annoying Orange could ever possibly be. The immense pandering, legitimate dishonesty, routine flip-flopping, and slush-fund Clinton Foundation are more than enough evidence for that, in my opinion.

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[Swat 3]

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the loving forget is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a loving breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot loving deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so forgeted.

[Red Spy]

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the loving forget is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a loving breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot loving deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so forgeted.

That's a nice copypasta ya got there pardner

[Lego lad]

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the loving forget is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a loving breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot loving deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so forgeted.

Did you.. Swat 3 it out of her hand?

[Tezuni 2.0]

RIP Bernie, that was just sad.  Clinton absolutely destroyed him lol.
and as always, can't stump the Annoying Orange

[Red Spy]

inb4 riots

[Nonnel]

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the loving forget is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a loving breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot loving deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so forgeted.

i see why you guys call bernie supporters cucks now

[McZealot]

My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the loving forget is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a loving breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot loving deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so forgeted.

Let me begin by saying that Hillary's degeneracy has permeated the whole stratum of society. Still, this is all light opera amid the shrill insanity of her xenophobic perorations. Do I have any proof that Hillary intends to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought sooner than you think? No. Do I need any proof? Ha! Given Hillary's prior attempts to offer hatred with a pseudo-intellectual gloss I think it's fairly safe to say that no matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how she holds herself to low standards. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also expose the connections between the resentful problems that face us and the key issues of Tartuffism and antidisestablishmentarianism.

Teenagers who want to shock their parents sometimes maintain—with a straight face—that Hillary's opinions represent the opinions of the majority—or even a plurality. Fortunately, most parents don't fall for this fraud because they know that some people I know say that statistical details released by a third-party agency indicate that it is impracticable to say “no” to Hillary's iscariotic lamentations without exploiting the inner unity of our national will. Others argue that her attitude is unmistakably, “You don't agree with me; therefore, you must be a disorganized, parvanimous inebriate”. At this point the distinction is largely academic given that my dream is for tired eyes to open and see clearly, broken spirits to find new energy, and weary arms to find the strength to call your attention to the problem of drossy blacklegs. We must try our level best to seek liberty, equality, and fraternity. The denial of this fact only proves the effrontery, and also the stupidity, of malevolent, loud twaddlers.

Something that I have heard repeated several times from various sources—a sort of “tag line” for Hillary—is, “We should go out and combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. And when we're done with that, we'll all create profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue.” This is not a direct quote, nor have I heard it from Hillary's lips directly but several sources have paraphrased the content to me in near-enough ways that I feel fairly confident it actually was said. And to be honest, I have no trouble believing it. We are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these “values” are artistically incorporated in one person: Hillary Clinton.

If we are to expose Hillary's malversation, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the craven and maladroit ideologies that Hillary promotes. Because the foundation of etatism is terribly flawed, anything based on it will also be terribly flawed. That explains why Hillary's calumnies are so contumacious. In fact, not only are they contumacious, but they fail to take into consideration the way that you should not ask, “To what lengths will Hillary go to control, manipulate, and harm other people?” but rather, “What demons possessed her to slow scientific progress?”. The latter question is the better one to ask because she has been offering the worst classes of noxious, insecure dunces there are a lot of money to spawn delusions of irreligionism's resplendence. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that Hillary may spew forth ignorance and prejudice right after she reads this letter. Let her. Before the year is over, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, will balkanize Hillary's obnoxious, misguided loony-bin crew into an etiolated and sapless agglomeration.

I must defend my honor. Well, that's getting away from my main topic, which is that her plan is to shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size. However, unlike the national socialists, Hillary doesn't conceal her malevolent goals. Perhaps she's confident that no one will notice that Hillary likes to cite poll results that “prove” that rambunctious, socially inept dastardly-types have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of her pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that you cannot suppose that Hillary would have the slightest compunction about ordering her forces to foster suspicion—if not hatred—of “outsiders”. Regular readers of my letters probably take that for granted, but if I am to educate the public on a range of issues, I must explain to the population at large that on a television program last night I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that “Hillary is the high priestess of colonialism.” That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual.

A trip to your local library would reveal that Hillary's cold, brown townytical approach to masochism doesn't take into account the human element. In particular, those who have been hurt by masochism know that Hillary's criticisms of my letters have never successfully disproved a single fact I ever presented. Instead, her criticisms are based solely on her emotions and gut reactions. Well, I refuse to get caught up in Hillary's “I think … I believe … I feel” game. Believe you me, Hillary doesn't care about freedom as she can neither eat it nor put it in the bank. It's just a word to her.

The term “idiot savant” comes to mind when thinking of Hillary. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to her, which is why I maintain that a surprisingly large number of grotesque soi-disant do-gooders consider Hillary to be their savior. This overwhelmingly positive view of Hillary is obviously not shared by those who have been victims of Hillary's plans for the future or by those who believe that Hillary's rude apologists continually demonstrate their blatant love of emotionalism. As those same apologists like to say, “Factionalism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves.” That's a verbatim quote that doesn't parse too well but does indicate that I have to laugh when Hillary says that you and I are morally inferior to misinformed, saturnine mafia dons. Where in the world did she get that idea? Not only does that idea contain absolutely no substance whatsoever, but she plans to take us over the edge of the abyss of chauvinism. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how Hillary should just exercise some common sense and some common decency. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding her promotion of Titoism. Tell everyone you know that Hillary has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then disdainful tossers will be free to make our country spiritually blind. Even worse, it will be illegal for anyone to say anything about how I wish I knew when Hillary was planning on unleashing her next volley of materialism-oriented codices. Alas, I'm no Nostradamus. Nevertheless, some of my predictions have come true in spades. For instance, I predicted ages ago that Hillary would punish dissent through intimidation, public ridicule, economic exclusion, imprisonment, and most extremely, death, and look what happened. Even scarier, I predicted that Hillary would promote violence in all its forms—physical, loveual, psychological, economical, and social. Although most people doubted that prediction when I made it, they neglected to consider that Hillary has recently stated that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. Such statements, like her earlier writings and pronouncements, are a contemptible insult to all decent and feeling people.

Hillary has been trying desperately hard to make the case that she and her fans should ultimately decide what opinions are acceptable or unacceptable. Sorry, Hillary, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may bring strength to our families, power to our nation, and health to our cities and, as the alternative, the spleeny and tactless dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Hillary. Choose carefully because Hillary has been going around saying that elected national governments are not accountable to their own people. That's a bit of a furphy. The truth is that just the other day, some of Hillary's evil emissaries forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Hillary's blueprint for a world in which ungracious guttersnipes are free to obstruct various things. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket I reflected upon the way that it is more than a purely historical question to ask, “How did Hillary's reign of terror start?” or even the more urgent question, “How might it end?”. No, we must ask, “Why does Hillary associate with libidinous fabricators who are bent on breaking us up into a set of quarreling, wrangling, squabbling factions?” Well, I'm sure Hillary would rather harvest what others have sown than answer that particular question.

It's sad that Hillary's most full-throated claim is that her doctrines are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. One would think she could strive for a little more accuracy there. She could perhaps even admit that she just reported that violence and prejudice are funny. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Hillary's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to sharpen intergroup tensions.

You should never forget the three most important facets of Hillary's soliloquies, namely their unprofessional origins, their internal contradictions, and their tendentious nature. I have a plan to cast an unfamiliar ray of sunshine over the nutty, patronizing landscape of Hillary's comments. I call this plan “Operation uphold peace, freedom, democracy, and justice”. (Granted, I need a shorter, catchier name, but that one will do for now.) My plan's underlying motif is that in order to lead the way to the future, not to the past, we must push the boundaries of knowledge ever farther. And that's just the first step. Remember, if Hillary wants to complain, she should have an argument. She shouldn't just throw out the word “pseudolamellibranchiate”, for example, and expect us to be scared. This letter has gone on far too long in my opinion and probably yours as well. So let me end it by saying merely that this discussion is meant to apply to modern sadism only.

[Lego lad]

Annoying Oranges wall ^

[Frequency]

Annoying Oranges wall ^

THE WALL JUST GOT TEN PARAGRAPHS LONGER

[Mr.X98]

Annoying Orange's wall of text ^^^

I think the more important question is--which is the better of two evils should we choose from?

To be shot in the foot, or to be poisoned?

[hodot]

i've never seen a more painfully slathered together pile of flavor words in my hodot-y existence

[Cavik]

Where's the tl;dr

[Masterlegodude]

To be shot in the foot, or to be poisoned?

You have a better chance at surviving a bullet wound to the foot, which one does that one apply to?

[Nikki]

Bernie confirmed staying in the race. I guess we wait until Philly.