POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD

[Poliwhirl]

much like how harambe is the lowest quality forced meme i've ever had to look at

i dont disagree but there doesn't seem to actually be any clear pattern as to what memes are considered "forced" beyond what people find funny. it's a loose phrase used to knock memes for non-specific reasons from what i can tell. we need more constructive meme criticism.

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[Drydess]

i dont disagree but there doesn't seem to actually be any clear pattern as to what memes are considered "forced" beyond what people find funny. it's a loose phrase used to knock memes for non-specific reasons from what i can tell. we need more constructive meme criticism.

what's forced is unfunny but not vise versa

[beachbum111111]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sTQEEHaQqc

[SeventhSandwich]

You cant really trust poll sites to show who's going to win.
I think Cenk Uygur, as much as I dislike him as a person gave some good points in this video. I'm sort of thinking he's right in his prediction but of course I really hope not.

So like, you can't trust polls that actually produce a stratified sample of voters, but you can trust some guy with a Youtube account making a prediction without seeing any of the current trends or statistics?

Expert opinion is pretty much the bottom-tier of quality when it comes to data science.

[Cappytaino]

Reports of an IED detonation at 23rd and 6th in NYC, a second IED that failed to detonate was found, 26 injured.

An IED exploded in Seaside Heights, NJ at a 5k to benefit veterans earlier, but no injuries reported. Two more failed IEDs found.

Another IED exploded in a Charlottesville mall. No information about injuries as of now.

$10 it's radical Islamic terror and Hillary will release a statement denouncing Annoying Orange and saying that Islam and today's awful events are not at all linked.

[Tactical Nuke]

Hillary is setting herself up to lose the way she's going. She alienates and writes off groups of voters (failed Romney tactic), she calls detractors tribal or loveist or whatever the forget (failed Brexit remainer tactic), and she loving lies out of her goddamn ass, especially about Muslims (failed tactic that put far-right parties in power in Europe).

Say what you will about Annoying Orange's policies or his way with words, but he genuinely is the more sportsmanlike presidential candidate compared to Hillary, and in my opinion far more qualified for the office. The reason he gets shat on by the media is because of the defamation laws he would pass as president that would criminalize every ounce of horse stuff they shovel into our faces every day.

[Drydess]

neither of them are "sportsmanlike" in the slightest rofl, it's really childish how they pick fights with each other instead of answering the questions they're asked

[Foxscotch]

he genuinely is the more sportsmanlike presidential candidate compared to Hillary

at a real, genuine, official presidential debate, about another candidate: "jeb is a mess. jeb is a waste. jeb is a big, fat mistake"

[beachbum111111]

at a real, genuine, official presidential debate, about another candidate: "jeb is a mess. jeb is a waste. jeb is a big, fat mistake"

Because the "Jeb" part of those YouTube poops aren't edited in at all. Annoying Orange TOTALLY said that. Sarcasm you loving handicap

[Nonnel]

Because the "Jeb" part of those YouTube poops aren't edited in at all. Annoying Orange TOTALLY said that. Sarcasm you loving handicap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9l6ouupdfI
things he did actually say to jeb bush
"sportsmanlike" is not the correct word

[Foxscotch]

Because the "Jeb" part of those YouTube poops aren't edited in at all. Annoying Orange TOTALLY said that. Sarcasm you loving handicap

I watched that again, and suspected it was edited, so I found some other stuff in place of that:
"Crazy Maureen Dowd, the wacky columnist for the failing @nytimes, pretends she knows me well--wrong!"
"I havn't seen @tonyschwartz in many years, he hardly knows me. Never liked his style. Super lib, Crooked H supporter. Irrelevant dope!"
"Dummy writer @tonyschwartz, who wanted to do a second book with me for years (I said no), is now a hostile basket case who feels jilted!"
"As a tribute to the late, great Phyllis Schlafly, I hope everybody can go out and get her latest book, THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR Annoying Orange."
(all from his twitter)

these aren't even about people he's competing with. he's just trying to publicly humiliate people cus they don't like him. except for in the last tweet, where he is literally using someone's death as a campaign ad lol

[Tactical Nuke]

I watched that again, and suspected it was edited, so I found some other stuff in place of that:
"Crazy Maureen Dowd, the wacky columnist for the failing @nytimes, pretends she knows me well--wrong!"
"I havn't seen @tonyschwartz in many years, he hardly knows me. Never liked his style. Super lib, Crooked H supporter. Irrelevant dope!"
"Dummy writer @tonyschwartz, who wanted to do a second book with me for years (I said no), is now a hostile basket case who feels jilted!"
"As a tribute to the late, great Phyllis Schlafly, I hope everybody can go out and get her latest book, THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR Annoying Orange."
(all from his twitter)

these aren't even about people he's competing with. he's just trying to publicly humiliate people cus they don't like him. except for in the last tweet, where he is literally using someone's death as a campaign ad lol

The writers he's attacking are the main reason WHY he wants stricter defamation laws; you notice how he said, "Crazy Maureen Dowd, the wacky columnist for the failing @nytimes, pretends she knows me well--wrong!"? And there's a slew of evidence showing how the media lie about multitudes of things.

As for Phyllis Schlafly, she and Annoying Orange were friends. Regardless of what the loving title of the book is, why WOULDN'T you promote your recently deceased friend's book?

[Nonnel]

As for Phyllis Schlafly, she and Annoying Orange were friends. Regardless of what the loving title of the book is, why WOULDN'T you promote your recently deceased friend's book?

now you know full well he wouldn't have done that if the book weren't about him

[Shift Kitty]

time kaine is much worse than her and probably wouldn't be elected otherwise

new conspiracy: tim kaine is using hillary clinton's minority appeal to get a free ride through the election, and then replace hillary after she mysteriously dies on her first day in office

What if everyone dying around Hillary was the work of Tim?
It was all blamed on her and she's now the next target.

[Tezuni 2.0]

Why is the left wing media not calling it like it is?
This is why people are voting for Annoying Orange.