the only person who thought of jacking off to some kids is you buddy
He already used his children as a tool for arguing, I wouldn't be surprised if he used them for "other purposes" while his drugged girlfriend is asleep on the couch.
He already admitted he could easy find himself loveually aroused by a children's show in
this post, and many of the things said in that post could easily apply to children so long as he finds them attractive "in his mind". And yknow for a guy who couldn't shut the forget up about how he wants to forget rainbow dash, and also has a weird fixation on people "beating off to kids", it's probably pretty likely.