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[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you remember that you were previously an alien species that caused people to die after they had love with them. Knowing how many people have died because of you, you become depressed.

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

Fortunately, you read an alien self-help book and get back on your feet, ready to have love with whomever you please.

[Harry Mason]

Unfortunately, you're a xenomorph

[Refticus]

fortunately, your ayylien nest is thriving.

[Frequency]

Unfortunately, the aliens get wiped out and you're the last of your kind.

[FizzyFuz]

fortunately you reproduce by budding

[Conan]

unfortunately self-cest is not one of your special interestes

[Harry Mason]

Fortunately, after hours of training you get selfcest special interest

[bigcapitalbaka]

unfortunately, you get your richard to bend into your star fish and you have like
this weird noodle semi circle hanging from your groin area.

[Block Aloni]

Unfortunately, the aliens get wiped out and you're the last of your kind.

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[Drydess]

fortunately blockaloni was skipped so we were all saved from an ugly face

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you're getting sick of almost everything that happens to you having something to do with love.

[bigcapitalbaka]

Fortunately, you are able to bud and create carbon copies of yourself.

[Harry Mason]

Unfortunately, they have kinky plans for you

[Conan]

fortunately they work out the kinks to their plan of making blockland 2 and you all get to work