Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

[Merp]

unfortunately, the mob is on the plane

[Ad Bot]

[JBlitz404]

Fortunately, they have no piloting skills.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, that is your special interest and you go into a masturbatory rage

[Blue Screen]

fortunately theres guns on your helicopter and you shoot the forget out of the angry mob plane

[Regirock]

unfortunately, you somehow shoot the pilot and you crash on a deserted island

[JBlitz404]

Fortunately, you're right next to an oasis.

[Rigel]

Unfortunately, you get attacked by a viper.

[Drydess]

Fortunately, That viper is just a sponge with a bowling ball on its head

[Starbound]

Unfortunately, The sponge becomes an actual viper so big it devours the Moon.