Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

[ABlockOfCheese]

fortunately, you can just bite the maid

[Ad Bot]

[Regirock]

unfortunately, she's the Spider Queen and puts you in her web, then lays eggs in your mouth

[Jean_Kirschtein]

Fortunately, you time travel 5 minutes before this happens and get out of the situation.

[TableSalt]

Unfortunately, time travel isn't real that was one of your special interestes.

[Blue Screen]

Fortunately you finally realize you have too many stupid special interestes and you vow to not perform anymore special interestes or else you get struck by lightning.
And its for real.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, the lightning kills you, this is your special interest

[RamboCreativity]

Forunately some how live althought being dead for 8 seconds and forget entirely that lighting was your special interest.

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

Unfortunately, being dead is your special interest

[Rigel]

Fortunately, others come to take care of that...

[RamboCreativity]

Fortunately, others come to take care of that...

Unfortunately on the way of "taking care of that" you are kidnapped and you spend 10 years being came on and raped you are then rescued by the police but you are blamed for the rape of your self and all the cops agree because they are really stupid and you get life in prison and the man that raped you becomes a millionare but dies a year later having a heart attack and being struck by lighting litterally seconds after he recovers from the heart attack

[Refticus]

fortunately, the brain aneurysm which you had from reading the previous post wakes you up from your streak of bad fortune.

[HooperScooper]

unfortunately your streak of bad fortune continues

[Marios]

Fortunately, you never had a computer so you never read the previous post so your brain is safe.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, that means the brain aneurysm you had which woke you up never happened, meaning you're still asleep.

[Conan]

fortunately one does not need to read these posts to have their effect work on them