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[Frequency]

fortunately, they're so intensely attracted to you that they'll do whatever you want

[Ad Bot]

[Conan]

Unfortunately they are also yandere. Look it up if you don't know what this is.

[Thunderstrike]

Fortunatly she isnt hurting anyone

[HooperScooper]

Fortunatly she isnt hurting anyone

unfortunately somebody died anyways

[Blue Screen]

Unfortunately they are also yandere. Look it up if you don't know what this is.

Fortunately, yandere is your fet-- gets shot by the old joke police

Fortunately, they still love you.

[DodgeViperAcr16]

Unfortunately, they love you unconditionally.

[Refticus]

fortunately, they love you for your wacky amounts of loveual special interestes.

[Thunderstrike]

Unfortunately she accidently chokes you to death while banging

[Agent Legit 22]

Fortunately, you get a 1 up.

[Marios]

Unfortunately, you got that 1-up after you died, making it useless.

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, being choked to death is one of your many, many special interestes.

[Marios]

Unfortunately, you remain dead.

[Refticus]

fortunately, being dead is also your special interest and the blood rushing to your richard restarts your heart.

[Insert Name Here]

Unfortunately, you have to jack off, REALLY BADLY

[Marios]

fortunately, being dead is also your special interest and the blood rushing to your richard restarts your heart.

Wait, the heart restarts because it lost all of its blood?

Anyway...

Fortunately, jacking off does nothing more than spread jizz all over the place.