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[Conan]

fortunately (unfortunately?), there are no dogs, so you just create some people using your mind.

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[TableSalt]

Fortunately, there are now girls to bang.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, they have herpes and super aids.

[Marios]

Fortunately, the super aids are actually medicine, and no relation to the disease, and you have doctor experience so you use all super aids to heal all herpes. The girls don't just want to bang now...

[Conan]

Unfortunately they DO want to go hunting. for alpha males of any species

[Refticus]

fortunately, your manly muscles makes them spare you.

[Drydess]

unfortunately they were just inflatable muscles, and they get popped by air pressure

[Refticus]

fortunately, trying to look cool is valued in this new society, you are given a gold star for trying.

[plexy]

unfortunately, everyone else has a gold star so that doesn't make it cool

[Conan]

fortunately your gold star is the only one that says "you tried" so you're special for that

[Refticus]

unfortunately, your gold star is made from silver, just spray painted gold

[plexy]

fortunately, your silver star is actually a gold star that was spray painted silver and then spray painted gold, refined with "you tried"

[Drydess]

unfortunately, your gold star is actually a silver star that was spray painted gold and then spray painted silver and then spray painted gold, refined with "you tried"

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, all the women get arrested for conspiring to murder people.

[TableSalt]

Unfortunately, all the women got arrested for conspiring to murder people.