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Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately v777 (Read 21044 times)
Refticus
March 07, 2016, 11:35:50 AM
fortunately, your toilet tissue armour protects you from his attacks
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Marios
March 07, 2016, 11:42:55 AM
Unfortunately, you are hallucinating the monster is attacking you and being unfriendly, so you run away in terror.
Refticus
March 07, 2016, 11:46:40 AM
fortunately, the monster was also a hallucination, but the toilet tissue armour is very real.
Marios
March 07, 2016, 11:50:48 AM
Unfortunately, you are depressed, sitting down and crying miserably as you've been protecting yourself from nothing.
Refticus
March 07, 2016, 11:52:51 AM
fortunately, the toilet tissue armour protects you from a random knife falling out of the sky, meaning it protected you from something.
you feel fufilled enough to commit seppuku.
Marios
March 07, 2016, 11:55:05 AM
Unfortunately, you were in a building, thus the knife just hits the roof. You don't really feel your life is fulfilled.
Refticus
March 07, 2016, 02:25:34 PM
fortunately, a honor student enters to shoot up the schools, blasts you in the head and freaks out about how you didn't die.
the shooter runs out stuffting himself. you feel accomplished.
Marios
March 07, 2016, 02:59:08 PM
Unfortunately, you actually Self Delete because "everything at this point is one big letdown."
Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph
March 07, 2016, 03:03:55 PM
Fortunately, it works.
Refticus
March 07, 2016, 03:13:00 PM
unfortunately, there was no afterlife and your life of being a loyal christian has gone to waste.
Conan
March 07, 2016, 05:19:29 PM
fortunately you are reborn as jesus christ XLVII, the last in a long family line of mr christs who have managed to stay out of the public eye for millenia
TableSalt
March 07, 2016, 05:55:52 PM
Unfortunately you're in an alternate universe and you are the only living person on Earth.
Blockchip
March 07, 2016, 05:57:58 PM
Quote from: Marios on March 07, 2016, 07:25:56 AM
Not the tissue you're thinking of.
That's the joke.
Fortunately, you make new people.
Drydess
March 07, 2016, 08:25:20 PM
unfortunately, you can't because there are no girls to bang
Refticus
March 08, 2016, 01:33:37 AM
(un)fortunately, you forget a dog to make human dog hybrids.
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