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[Refticus]

fortunately, the guards at the "you tried" gold star vault were also arrested, meaning you now have infinite gold stars.

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[Conan]

unfortunately a world where you have all the money means nobody else would find any value in it. your gold stars are worthless. you tried.

[Rigel]

fortunately, they're still gold and can be melted down into a more serviceable and universal currency.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, all the gold stars were actually made from silver which was spray painted gold.

[Frequency]

fortunately, silver's still worth something.

[Foopster]

unfortunately, you have breathed in spray paint residue from the silver.

[Marios]

Fortunately, that's your special interest you don't really care so your body doesn't care either.

[plexy]

unfotunately, your body does actually care

[Refticus]

fortunately, the spray paint residue fuses with your body awakening electrodes in your body, you are now a god.

[DodgeViperAcr16]

Unfortunately, your fairly weak.

[Frequency]

fortunately, as a god, you can make yourself stronger

[Blue Screen]

unfortunately the god killer squad arrives in a kiddie mobile and tell you to die and they point nerf guns at you

[Refticus]

fortunately, the nerf bullets dont have a thumbtack in them.

[Frequency]

unfortunately, the darts have been made explosive

[DodgeViperAcr16]

Fortunately, they miss fire.