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[Refticus]

fortunately, she wore her helmet, thanks mom

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[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, that doesn't change the fact that she died.

[Refticus]

fortunately, she is alive, but a vegetable.

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately someone eats her.
That someone then vomits for hours until they die.

[Snaked_Snake]

Fortunately, it was in the toilet and it doesn't smell.

[Marios]

Unfortunately, flushing aforementioned toilet releases a vengeful vomit creature which eternally hunts you down.

[Adam2]

Fortunately, the vengeful toilet creature was friendly because reason.

[Marios]

Unfortunately, all living tissue the vomit creature touches literally dissapears. It is not itself aware of this attribute. Thus you certainly can't cuddle with it.

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, you inform it of that.

[Marios]

Unfortunately, it cannot understand human speech.

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, since toilet paper is basically tissue, you throw some toilet paper at it, thereby informing it of that.

[Golurk]

unfortunatly, the TP is covered in poo and the toilet doesnt understand it

[Marios]

unfortunatly, the TP is covered in poo and the toilet doesnt understand it

The subject is the vomit monster, not the toilet.

Fortunately, since toilet paper is basically tissue, you throw some toilet paper at it, thereby informing it of that.

all living tissue

Not the tissue you're thinking of.

Skip me.

[Refticus]

fortunately, marios forgeted up and didn't give us a fortunately post.

you do a victory dance covered in toilet paper/tissue

[Marios]

fortunately, marios forgeted up and didn't give us a fortunately post.

you do a victory dance covered in toilet paper/tissue

Skip me.

Unfortunately, the vomit monster remains unaware of it's ability and your victorious dance attracts it to you.