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[blockman01]

Unfortunately, you cant forget anyone with your huge dig

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Fortunately, ou can coax people to stop with loss.jpg memes by threatening to beat them to death with it.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, your nerd powers means you only make obscure references to old memes or tv shows.
nobody laughs.

[Drydess]

fortunately everyone on the world is a nobody so tons of people laugh

[Frequency]

unfortunately, "nobody" in this context was quite literal. the sound of the air where people WOULD be laughing drives you into psychosis and a comedic slump

[Refticus]

fortunately, this let down leads you to giving up the nerd life.

[Frequency]

unfortunately, you take up the thug life

[Harry Mason]

Fortunately, you didn't pick the thug life, the thug life said "i choose you pikachu"

[Frequency]

unfortunately, however it happened you're still living the thug life

[bigcapitalbaka]

fortunately you are the thug boss

[Space1255]

Unfortunately you don't have any hookers

[TheLeaderOfTheRebellion]

Fortunately, you have strippers. And blackjack.

[Jshotgun]

unfortunately the strippers are also feminists and refuse to serve men

[bigcapitalbaka]

fortunately you use your entrepreneur  powers to make them less feminists

[Space1255]

Unfortunately their skulls are so thick your powers won't work.