Author Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately v777 (Read 51227 times)

Glass Joe · February 28, 2016, 09:43:20 AM

Unfortunately, the giant shell lands squarely on your head.

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Refticus · February 28, 2016, 09:57:51 AM

fortunately, you remembered to wear a bulletproof titanium helmet this morning. thanks mom.

Glass Joe · February 28, 2016, 10:04:15 AM

Unfortunately, physics forgets your ass due to the mass of the (unpadded, mind you) helmet combined with the force of the shell.

(haha stuff I forgot to note the elasticity, but titanium and iron aren't very... elastic)

Refticus · February 28, 2016, 02:28:15 PM

fortunately, cartoon physics apply and you just get a bruise with a minor case of bran demege

Regirock · February 28, 2016, 02:40:43 PM

Unfortunately, Bugs the Bunny accuses you of copyright and you get sued for 5k

Blockchip · February 28, 2016, 02:53:40 PM

Fortunately, Bugs Bunny also murders all the black people, and you pay off the 5k by selling their corpses on the blackmarket.

Frequency · February 28, 2016, 02:55:13 PM

Unfortunately, Bugs Bunny also wants to rape you.

Glass Joe · February 28, 2016, 02:57:29 PM

Fortunately, you enjoy it.

Frequency · February 28, 2016, 03:15:33 PM

Unfortunately, you get an STD.

Blockchip · February 28, 2016, 03:17:28 PM

Fortunately, you successfully sue Bugs Bunny for five hundred thousand US Dollars ($).

Glass Joe · February 28, 2016, 03:30:35 PM

Unfortunately, the US dollar inflated massively and that's only enough to buy you one loaf of bread.

Lego lad · February 28, 2016, 03:32:36 PM

Fortunately its enormous

Refticus · February 28, 2016, 05:12:50 PM

unfortunately, it's filled with tumors

TableSalt · February 28, 2016, 05:16:42 PM

Fortunately you know how to remove all of them, and do so.

Blue Screen · February 28, 2016, 05:20:23 PM

unfortunately IT TURNS INTO A BREAD MONSTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also it eats you lol