Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

[Space1255]

Fortunately, you get to have wild love with your ideal loveual partner

[Ad Bot]

[Blue Screen]

Unfortunately those black guys barge in to wherever the hell you were at and they STEAL YOUR loveUAL PARTNER

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Fortunately, your girl had super aids and the black guys get it.

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you're a non-human species from a different planet that reproduces aloveually, and the closest thing to an ideal loveual partner for you still dies two minutes after you have intercourse.
Also, the black people are still chasing you in a van.

[Bwopper]

Fortunately, theres a church that you take shelter in, where nobody could ever attack you

[Blue Screen]

Unfortunately you start hearing the 'move bitch' song which is what the black guys were blasting on their radio. Its faint, but slowly increases in volume as each second passes. also the sound of a truck speeding is heard lol

[Bwopper]

Unfortunately you start hearing the 'move bitch' song which is what the black guys were blasting on their radio. Its faint, but slowly increases in volume as each second passes. also the sound of a truck speeding is heard lol

 fortunately theres a crevice under the stage where you can hide?

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, the church is currently holding a session in Gangster Somali, the universal language for black people. There are black people everywhere.

[bigcapitalbaka]

Fortunately, these black people have changed are very nice, and caring, having channeled their vices into talents. They offer you a brownie.

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you're allergic to brownies.

[Glass Joe]

Fortunately, so are all of the black people. Most of them drop dead on the floor.

[Blue Screen]

Unfortunately the police arrive and they accuse you of murdering all of the black people, but they only find your unconscious body on the floor

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, the police "commandeer" your rocket launcher and blow up the van with the hostile black people in it.

[Lego lad]

unfortunatly doaler arrives at the scene for some reason

[Jshotgun]

fortunately, doaler goes to sleep