Author Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately v777 (Read 21106 times)

Refticus · February 25, 2016, 04:46:41 PM

fortunately, you get to drink the bottles of beer when they count down in the song

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Blockchip · February 25, 2016, 05:10:13 PM

Unfortunately, you discover the consequences of drinking 100 bottles of beer within a short time span.
You vomit on the bongos.

Refticus · February 25, 2016, 05:14:32 PM

fortunately, vomiting on the bongos is the sign of peace in the black community

Drydess · February 25, 2016, 05:15:32 PM

unfortunately these guys are not loving hippies and get angry at you
they throw you out of the truck they're using to go to the bongos

Bwopper · February 25, 2016, 05:16:41 PM

Fortunately you find 300 dollars in a wallet right next to your own pool of blood

Refticus · February 25, 2016, 05:18:08 PM

unfortunately, it's australian dollars, which the black people don't accept for a bribe

Blue Screen · February 25, 2016, 05:56:32 PM

fortunately theres a car next to you and a machine gun and a tuxedo with 8-bit shades

Blockchip · February 25, 2016, 05:59:43 PM

Unfortunately, the black people are triggered by memes and turn the truck around, intent on running you over.

Blue Screen · February 25, 2016, 06:05:32 PM

fortunately you got MAD NINJA SKILLZ and dodge the truck

SteamerU · February 25, 2016, 07:23:53 PM

unfortunately, a truck on the other side of the road hits you head on, putting you in a coma.

Copy Kirby · February 25, 2016, 07:27:17 PM

Fortunately, the coma gives you super powers

Drydess · February 25, 2016, 07:54:56 PM

unfortunately you're still in a loving coma

Harry Mason · February 25, 2016, 07:58:20 PM

Fortunately, you wake up

The Murderous Cop · February 25, 2016, 08:05:59 PM

unfortunately the doctor lied to your family about superpowers

Harry Mason · February 25, 2016, 08:07:01 PM

Fortunately you own the universe