Fortunately, Unfortunately v777

[Pastrey Crust]

Unfortunately, the KFCs are still in place and blacks rule over whites.

[Ad Bot]

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, you wake up from your horrible nightmare about black people.

[Pastrey Crust]

Unfortunately, you're in the middle of an orgy.

[Frequency]

Fortunately, it's a gay, black orgy.

[Cavik]

Unfortunately, they need a virgin sacrifice to cleanse themselves of aids, unfortunately unfortunately, you're a virgin.

[Frequency]

Fortunately, they need a black virgin sacrifice and you're not black.

[FizzyFuz]

unfortunately none of the blacks there are virgin, so they pick you

[Frequency]

fortunately, their hands are so slippery from cum that they can't grasp you to sacrifice you.

[Drydess]

unfortunately, they start drying their hands on your hair

[The Murderous Cop]

fortunately, your hair is shielded with titanium, causing their hands to just slide right across

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, you also start ejaculating.

[FizzyFuz]

fortunately it was on a girl so its ok

[Blockchip]

Unfortunately, the black people notice the girl and take her away to sacrifice her.

[Refticus]

fortunately the black people realise this is wrong and that they should go back to the bongos

[Drydess]

unfortunately they take you with them to the bongos and start singing 100 bottles of beer on the wall