>be SE (im bad if u dont like it deal w/ it)
>queuing up with an S3 friend (later deranked to S2 even though he was better than me. praise elo)
>first match was an ehh win, second match was an ehh loss (rush palace with shotgun each round aww yeah)
>for the third match, we added a guy who'd somehow gotten matched with us the first two times to our queue
>three english speakers in european servers? incredible
>get matched with another english speaker (!!) and an almost completely silent russian (!!!!!) (he only said "auto noob" when one of us bought an auto, even though he later bought one too, though apart from that he went with an xm every round)
>first few rounds we don't even /find/ any CT's at the sites we go to
>last 2 rounds were negev rushes, both succesful
>win 16-4
the moral is that csgo is much more fun with friends