Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Damp]

granted, but hilary wins the elections

I wish to kill all the furries

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

granted, but "YOU CRINGE YOU LOSE" is out of content

i wish for scissors to open this scissors packet

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but find a knife inside
I wish I had higher grades

[Foopster]

Granted, but they're for gender studies.

i wish for bethesda games not to be buggy.

[}]Crazy[{]

granted, but granted, but granted, but granted, but granted, but granted, but granted, but granted

i wish that cookiemonster finally gets his well-diserved bag of cookies

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, they were raisin cookies.

I wish that it didn't snow here.

[Kringleberg]

Granted, all the snow melts but your house is washed away by a flood.

I wish to become a living meme

[Marios]

Granted. You can't say anything other than "I am Kringleberg. Your argument is invalid."

I wish the BLF emoticons themselves were the new font used for the site.

[Foopster]

Granted, but 
 
wsh fr mr vwls bcs ts hrd t typ wth n vwls.

[ZERØ]

Granted but now you can only type in reverse.


I wish for a platinum stuffter with gold trim.

[HooperScooper]

Granted, but it's very heavy

I wish for the forum games to be more active

[Kringleberg]

Granted, everyone can only post in Forum Games.

I wish for pizza.

[Insert Name Here]

Granted, but it's a stuffty 5 inch bagel pizza over-cooked from a microwave.

I wish for money

[Merp]

Granted,but the money will have no value

I wish to have a easier way to draw on a computer

[Insert Name Here]

Granted, but you will always use MS Paint from Windows CP

I wish for love