Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[Kringleberg]

Granted, but with a fat old hooker who gives you an STD.

I wish for a better computer

[Ad Bot]

[CRITAWAKETS]

You get a computer that is more powerful than what you have but the power supply takes more power then what you can take from the wall. Causing an electrical outage and your PC to not work anymore.

I wish for sick dance moves like this:

[Marios]

Granted. You are able to do some neat dance moves whenever you're sick, if the disease allows.

I wish the bird was the word.

[Drydess]

granted, I am now the word

I wish that I was actually cool so I didn't have to act like I really was ;(

[Insert Name Here]

Granted but you LITERALLY are cool. You'll have to wear warm stuff for the rest of your life or you'll die.

I wish I was 16 already

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, your are now the number 16

I wish I had a blizzard right now.

[ZERØ]

Granted, but its a real Blizzard



I wish that bananas could be used as effective boomerangs.

[Kringleberg]

Granted, but all bananas are hard as wood and you are blamed for it and murdered by the international banana lovers organization

I wish for snow

[Marios]

Granted. Three truckloads of snow have been unloaded directly onto you.

I wish this thread updated to 4.0

[HooperScooper]

Granted, this thread is now called 4.0
I wish I was a girl

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, now you are a grill that cooks hamburgers.

I wish the oilers made the playoffs.

[HooperScooper]

Granted, except I know nothing about sports

I wish I had just a little more money to buy an iPhone SE

[Kringleberg]

Granted, but you get robbed of all your money on your way to buy it.

I wish i had a pair of sunglasses

[Drydess]

Granted, you get two water glasses with suns on them.
I wish for colorado to come to me so I don't have to go to it

[HooperScooper]

Granted, but Colorado cums all over you
I wish deviantart and good drawimgs