Corrupt A Wish 3.0

[plexy]

granted, but you already ate it with no memory of eating it, so it wasn't enjoyable
i wish for reese's puffs

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Granted but it's actually a cyanide pill in disguise
I wish that people would stop committing forum Self Deletes because now it's downright pathetic

[NotBomberguy]

granted, but you commit a forumicide

i wish

[WaterOre]

no you don't

I wish for it to not snow

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted,it hails meter big ice cubes and theres a gigantic tornado.

I wish to become fit.

[}]Crazy[{]

granted but you get torn apart by a tornado

i wish the tornado would stop

[plexy]

granted but your house is already destroyed
i wish for a redeeming quality

[BlockZClevar1]

Granted, but since your quality is terrible, it redeems itself and makes your quality even worse.

i wish that i would have better humor

[Foopster]

Granted, but the only things you find funny are loss.jpg and 9/11.

i wish for CSGO skillz

[SuperSuit12]

Wish granted.

However, you're banned because VAC is weird and stuff. (CS:GO is source engine, right?)

I wish for this to be named Troll Genie because on the Stabyourself forums that's what it was called

oh no I've just doomed this place to die a slow death like SYS forums

oh wait, this has no SE to be cancelled to signal the beginning of the end
whatever I wish it was named troll genie

[Blue Screen]

granted but troll genie gets shot by the forum police for trolling

I WISH FOR WORLD DOMINATION

[#Jeetlor]

Granted, but you were playing COD

I wish that I could be like the cool kids.

[BlockZClevar1]

Granted, but when you swing your hair to the right side, you realize that was a bad idea because you have a wig and then you get made fun at.

I wish for something other than mistakes.

[SuperSuit12]

I correct a mistake for you:

granted but troll genie gets shot by the forum police for trolling

then how are you still playing? Game's over, go home, no more fun times for anyone.

I wish the game wasn't over, was named Troll Genie, and was above the law and bullet proof.

[Marios]

Your wish would be granted, but you illegally attempted to change the title of the posts. This makes your karma too low to grant your wish.

I wish I had a bottle of coke.

Wish granted.

However, you're banned because VAC is weird and stuff. (CS:GO is source engine, right?)

So you're implying VAC and Source are majorly flawed?