Take selfies with money.
Also, there's a probable chance the body of Toriel is under the bed.
"I don't know who 'Toriel' is, but theres nothing that can even fit under the bed. Also, my dollar bills don't have cameras, either."
put on 5 shirts and 3 pairs of pants, then answer the door
"Simply answer the door. See? I'm totally not insane!"
Joshua puts on a crapton of shirts and pants before going to the door. Joshua's movement and action-performing speed is hampered due to all the goddamn shirts.
leap out of the window to confront the door knocker
Before Joshua can answer the door, Refticus chimes in! Refticus overrides Nicepoint and Drydess's commands, and Joshua is still unable to resist most of the commands he is given... For now.Joshua's resistance to commands has increased slightly.Joshua leans out of the broken window, ready to jump out and possibly get himself killed in the process---
Before you answer your phone it is recommended that you check what Dave has sent you on pesterchum. Also set your phone background to Princess Luna
---When suddenly Harry Mason saves Joshua by making him change the phone background to MLP! And Joshua doesn't have a Pesterchum, also.
"I agree with Nicepoint... For once. Answer the door. And I'm sorry for the hell that will happen to you soon..."
"Do you like salt?"
Josh follows the advice of Space while Nicepoint asks about salt."I love my salt. Why?"
Try to take lemon juice and put it on your papercut and then... Shove a lego up your foot.
Joshua manages to resist the command this time."No. Just... Why?"
then jump out of the window to greet your neighborinos
Joshua fails to resist this time. He leaps out of the window and makes a rough landing, injuring himself.
"OH GOD IT HURTS."
Joshua curls up into a ball and cries helplessly for a few minutes.
"$50 says this poor fellow dies by tonight
uh I mean you'll totally be fine! absolutely NOTHING to worry about!
"Why? WHY?"
Joshua wails to the sky.
anyways after you meet your neighbor shove your fingers into his/her eyes, I promise it'll go completely well"
Joshua runs up to his new neighbor. The neighbor turns to greet him, oblivious to the sight of his face covered in blood.Some Ruskie: "Hello! It is I, your new neighbor Koschei! My friends call me Koschei the Deathless because I'm pretty hard to kill, but you can just call me Koschei. Can you spare a grill, neighbor? I've got a Christmas BBQ with the rest of my Mafia buddies coming up and I thought hey, I could get both a BBQ and make a friend---
Joshua shoves his fingers into the neighbors eyes, gouging them out.Dead Ruskie: "AAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
CONGRATULATIONS ON KILLING A RUSSIAN MOBSTER, FORUMERS. PLEASE CONTROL YOUR BLOODLUST.
Feel regret over having to obey ALMOST everything you are told to.
Shocked, Joshua looks down at his neighbor's corpse. In a panicked, irrational state like this, he can't even tell you if Arkansas is a state anymore.
"JESUS! I-I.... I KILLED HIM! WHY DID I DRUNKENLY SIGN UP FOR MINDHIVE? WHYYYYYYYY?"EVEN MORE AMAZING THAN THAT, JOSHUA? YOU SIGNED ALL THAT PAPERWORK AND HAD SURGERY WITHOUT ANESTHETIC WHILE DRUNK. HOW DID YOU NOT COME TO YOUR SENSES DURING ANY OF THAT AND BACK OUT OF MINDHIVE?throw your shoes out the window on the neighbors' heads
cut self in same area again
then cut toes
this is CRAZY
i am probably the only one who will actually be helpful
go wank on a firehydrant when everyones looking
get your richard stuck to it lmao
Joshua's resistance to commands has increased.JOSHUA AUTOMATICALLY IGNORES THESE COMMANDS.
JOSHUA STARTS SCREAMING AS THE TEARS OF SORROW FLOW FROM HIM LIKE A WATERFALL. HE RANDOMLY RUNS OFF IN A RANDOM DIRECTION, SCREAMING ALL THE WAY.I MUST SAY THAT THIS EXPERIMENT IS BOTH INTERESTING AND KILLING MY FAITH IN HUMANITY.
ERROR: LOSING CONNECTION TO JOSHUA.
CONNECTION LOST. PLEASE WAIT...WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? OH DEAR. PLEASE HOLD ON, FORUMERS.
Joshua is
SEVERELY WOUNDED and covered in blood..
Koschei the Deathless is
DEADER THAN DISCO.- Joshua is HUNGRY and THIRSTY. Joshua feels UNBEARABLE PAIN AND ANGUISH from his injuries and being forced to kill his new neighbor.
Joshua wants to get GROCERIES, go on his COMPUTER to pay the parking ticket, and MAIL his mother the $50. Joshua wants the PAIN AND SUFFERING to stop.
It is 9:20 AM on Tuesday, December 20.
Joshua's InventorySmartphone
Pencil + Eraser
Permanent Marker
BOOK (The Ballad of Edgardo)
$151
Envelope with $50 inside it
Shopping List
Smartphone Charger
MAGAZINE (CQC Monthly Issue #21: A Manly Man's Guide to Wrestling)
ACTION QUEUENothing yet.
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