MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[tber123]

I sing a healing song to joshua...  You know me, the chuckling freak Knuckles And we're at Knuckle Hill, you ready I ain't gonna let it get to Knuckles, I'm just gonna chuckle Down in Knuckle Hill, I gots to find my lost Knuckles I know that it's here, I can chuckle it in my Knuckles The great Knuckles' power allows me to chuckle I can't see a Knuckle, but it's around somewhere I'm gonna chuckle my Knuckles 'cause I have no chuckle This probably seems crazy, crazy, a Knuckles theory A Knuckles tried to chuckle me and he got leery I chuckle him a question and he chuckled in a second I'm chuckling through Knuckles, cryin' Knuckles in the Knuckles Didn't seem happy, but they sure tried to get Knuckles Had to back 'em up with the fist Knuckles chuckle 'em I'm hearin' Knuckles chucklin' you a chicken, don't be scared It had to be the Knuckle, 'cause Knuckles wasn't there I chuckle and I chuckle as I chuckled up the Knuckles And then I started to Knuckles, I went in deeper Let it get to Knuckles?, I'm just gonna chuckle Down in Knuckle Hill, I gots to find my lost Knuckles I know that it's here, I can chuckle it in my Knuckles The great Knuckles' power allows me to chuckle I can't see a Knuckle, but it's around somewhere I'm gonna chuckle my Knuckles 'cause I have no chuckle This probably seems crazy, crazy, a Knuckles theory A Knuckles tried to chuckle me and he got leery This is Knuckles I fear chuckle It's real chuckle when it comes to my Knuckles, kid

Harry Mason sings a healing song to Joshua, healing him significantly!

Discover chocolate bar on the ground.

Heal Joshy

Reclass Josh into a dancer to give allies more actions in a turn

Not sure if saltwater is that popular to have given VendOS any coins to begin with.


Loot for something to heal Joshua with

NOBODY KNOWS THAT VendOS SECRETLY SWITCHED THE WATER WITH SALT WATER.

Subject 6024 finds a chocolate bar on the corpses and gives it to Joshua, healing him even further. Joshua is also given dancing lessons by VendOS.

what the hell happened to your omnidirectional saltwater overdrive blast
actually
with all that money,
why don't you discharge pennies at high velocities from your coin return slot and reverse your bill acceptor to propel them out at a velocity to slice limbs

AN OMNIDIRECTIONAL SALTWATER OVERDRIVE BLAST WOULD ALSO KILL FRIENDLIES IN THE ROOM, AKA JOSHUA AND SUBJECT 6024. AS FOR WHY VendOS DOESN'T DISCHARGE PENNIES, IT'S BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS DOLLAR BILLS INSIDE OF HIM DUE TO HIS OVERPRICED WATER.



6024: "So uh... now what do we do, Joshua?"
VendOS: "ONE OF THE BLOCKLAND FORUMERS WANTED TO TRACK DOWN AND KILL Riddler."
Joshua: "Uh..."

It is 11:35 AM on Wednesday , December 21. On January 1, Joshua will finally be released from MindHive... Assuming that the Augmented Horizons corporation is honest.
Joshua is HEALTHY
VendOS is UNDAMAGED
MindHive Test Subject #6024 is HEALTHY

Joshua's Inventory
$1
PB Silent Pistol
Walter P38

VendOS's Inventory
SaltWater Bottle x6669
HE Grenade x2
$20000
Human Flesh x3

Subject 6024's Inventory
Wrench
Tablet
Taurus Raging Bull
Electronic Multi-tool
Steyr AUG Para

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[Refticus]

locate Riddler

[KristoB]

locate and rip Riddler's arm off

[Nicepoint]

Locate, rip arm off and dance upon the corpse of Riddler

[Drydess]

eat hair

[Space1255]

DNce for VendOS to give him more badass actions

[tber123]

locate Riddler

locate and rip Riddler's arm off

Locate, rip arm off and dance upon the corpse of Riddler

DNce for VendOS to give him more badass actions

VendOS: "Riddler MUST DIE. FOLLOW ME, JOSHUA. HE'S HIDING IN THE OVAL OFFICE."



Joshua and the gang corner Riddler in the Oval Office! Riddler reaches his arm out and makes a plea for mercy!

Riddler: "You hold on, Ja? I'm ze new President of the United States and I order you to halt---"



VendOS grab's Riddler's arm and violently tears it off!

Riddler: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---"

VendOS swings at Riddler with Riddler's Arm, striking the skull! A loud CRACK echoes throughout the entire white house!
Riddler stands brainless for a moment and crumples over like a sack of potatoes.



VICTORY! Joshua busts out the Disco moves over Riddler's corpse! As a side effect, VendOS became more badass!

eat hair

Joshua is unable to resist the command this time.

Joshua: "Do I have to? Ugh..."

Joshua starts eating Riddler's hair, only pausing to gag occasionally! Riddler is now bald, and Joshua vomits out the hair onto Riddler's corpse a few minutes later.



Donald Annoying Orange bursts into the office, somehow back from the dead!



Donald Annoying Orange: "Hold it right there, Bitches! I just got elected for President and now it's my time to shine!"



Donald Annoying Orange: "Nobody will stop me! I will make America great again and bring this country into a Golden American Age! Now get out of my office!"

Joshua wants to go home now. Defeating two secret organizations in the span of a single day and having to murder a bunch of national socialists in self defense has drained him.

It is 12:00 PM on Wednesday , December 21. On January 1, Joshua will finally be released from MindHive... Assuming that the Augmented Horizons corporation is honest.
Joshua is HEALTHY and WANTS TO GO HOME NOW
VendOS is UNDAMAGED
MindHive Test Subject #6024 is HEALTHY

Joshua's Inventory
$1
PB Silent Pistol
Walter P38

VendOS's Inventory
SaltWater Bottle x6669
HE Grenade x2
$20000
Human Flesh x3

Subject 6024's Inventory
Wrench
Tablet
Taurus Raging Bull
Electronic Multi-tool
Steyr AUG Para

[JJJMan4]

Go home and throw a sweet rave party.

[mattsos]

let donald Annoying Orange rule the new american reich

[Drydess]

build a wall before Annoying Orange can, and put vendOS advertisements all over it

[KristoB]

ask Annoying Orange for a ride home

[Nicepoint]

Congratulate Annoying Orange for his victory

[TableSalt]

Realize it's a cardboard cut-out.
Was it talking? Are you going insane?
Where are you? What??

[Zharthon]

become a loving pro wrestler right now, travel to the nearest wwe arena and sign the forget up

[Refticus]

join Annoying Orange.
once you have enough money from being Annoying Oranges Annoying Orangeling, buy your family stuff for christmas