whisper to the secret services to keep all eyes and ears on the casual guy
don't not don't not shoot the place up
shoot the place up
shoot the place down
NO DON'T SHOOT THE PLACE ANYWHERE!
shoot the place all around
cripes
look just walk around a bit more
if you hear bad things it's time to spring into action
Go find another weapon, a flare minigun isn't really the best thing to use in a building
and then shoot the place up/down/all around
STOP
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MENTALLY DERANGED PEOPLE
YOU HAVE HIGH RESISTANCE USE IT
shoot
up
theforget YOU, YOU DON'T HEAR TABLE SALT
place
break ankles
I loving COMMAND YOU!
TO SHOOT UP THE loving PLACE
DON'T NOT DO IT
good thing thats my twin brother named table salt, and not me, tablesalt
Gotche
Joshua, just do nothing! You're confused anyway, aren't you?
Joshua, go into the hood and yell "you damn Bros should go back to Africa!"
JOSHUA YOU ARE NOT CONFUSED
YOU WILL SHOOT UP THE PLACE
THEN SHOOT THE HOOD UP
nO DONT STOP
Joshua, the only way out of this hell is to end it all. Go out with a bang.
Allahu akhbar.
YES GO AND SHOOT EVERYTHING
COD + PAYDAY STYLE
Just allahu AKHBAR
NO, GO ALLAHU SNACKBAR
The sheer SPAM of commands being given and the metric forgetton of conflicting commands is overloading Joshua's brain!
Joshua lets out a mighty shriek of pain and agony as he collapses to the floor, before he begins spasming uncontrollably!
Joshua continues spasming and begins shooting his flare minigun wildly as he starts shouting "You damn Broes go back to africa" and "ALLAHU ACKBAR!", among other things! Almost everyone within 15 feet(Except for the Detective, lucky bastard) of Joshua is killed by a Flare Minigun to the face, causing their corpses to light on fire... Along with the White House!
MEANWHILE....
Donald Annoying Orange has just finished writing some important documents!
Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange: "America will finally be made great again! I finally have my plan perfected! All I have to do now is---"
FWOOSH
Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange: "Nooooooo!"
Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange is caught in the massive fire engulfing the White House and promptly burns to death.
The entire White House continues to burn. Joshua continues spasming on the ground and flopping like a fish for a few minutes more until his head clears up, and he promptly realizes how forgeted he is. The entire White House is burning to a crisp, and he's still inside. Surrounded by flames.
VendOS has finished building the Great Wall before Donald Annoying Orange could! VendOS starts coming back into range for MindHive to control him, but it will take a while.
Joshua's resistance to brain overload has increased. Way too late, unfortunately.
It is 10:19 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
Healthy and wants to:
- Get groceries so he doesn't starve when he becomes hungry again
- Buy his family christmas presents
- Get his mom a birthday present
VendOS is
Coming back into range for MindHive to control it again! ETA: 15 minutes?Joshua's InventoryFlare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
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