MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Nicepoint]

Your revival was possible with the soul of duck quackington, QUACK! For help

[Ad Bot]

[NotBomberguy]

SMASH A loving WINDOW WITH YOUR GUN
LEAP OUT PROMPTLY

[TableSalt]

Calmly walk outside as if there is no fire.

[tber123]

YOU forgetS WHY
WELL stuff IF ITS ON FIRE GO AROUND ON A GENOCIDE

Don't, try to escape.

Joshua frantically looks around for an exit and quickly sees a conveniently open pathway to freedom! Wait a minute, fire doesn't work that way in real life! Then again, this thread isn't particularly realistic at all.



As Joshua runs for the conveniently fire-proof path, the flames catch up to him!

piss yourself furiously to extinguish the fires

In a moment of desperation, Joshua unzips his pants and urinates into the air to put out the fire! The flames are too much for the urine to handle, and Joshua isn't the Postal Dude!

Scream as you burn to death.
At least it isn't at the hands of that commie ghost bastard.

Joshua naturally screams as he continues burning, but then he eventually realizes what stop, drop, and roll is!

Your revival was possible with the soul of duck quackington, QUACK! For help

Joshua begins quacking loudly, but nobody comes to his aid!

SMASH A loving WINDOW WITH YOUR GUN
LEAP OUT PROMPTLY

Calmly walk outside as if there is no fire.

Joshua begins running frantically for a window to escape from! He manages to reach the Oval Office(and spots Donald Annoying Orange's still-burning corpse) to find himself trapped by the flames... Or is he?



Joshua looks to the side and sees salvation! An open window waiting for him!



Joshua runs for the window! He smashes it with the Flare Minigun and jumps out!



Joshua takes a deep breath, and calms himself down before casually strolling away from the White House and entering his car.



Joshua drives to a gas station to refill his car when his stomach grumbles.

Joshua: "Can we stop with the 'getting me into life-threatening and death-defying situations' business now, you guys?"

It is 10:23 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Badly Wounded, Burned Horribly and wants to:

• Get groceries so he doesn't starve when he becomes hungry again
• Buy his family christmas presents
• Get his mom a birthday present

VendOS is Coming back into range for MindHive to control it again! ETA: 11 minutes?

Joshua's Inventory
Flare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet

[Nicepoint]

Roll in the snow to ease the burning wounds, then buy some bandages

[SubDaWoofer]

claim president


and make those Broes go back to africa

[TableSalt]

Go buy your loving groceries already.

[NotBomberguy]

get groceries, get present fo yo mutha

[Refticus]

wait you forgot to save donald frumpus, run back in and get his cardboard ass

then go shopping.

[The Murderous Cop]

You've had a bad day. Go get healed at a hospital.

Also be aware that if there was any footage of that you may want to consider leaving the country.

[tber123]

Roll in the snow to ease the burning wounds, then buy some bandages

Joshua rolls around in the snow. It still burns.



Joshua then goes inside the Gas Station to buy some bandages.

claim president


and make those Broes go back to africa

Joshua agrees with the "claim president" part, but not the "send the Broes back to Africa" part, as He's not some tribal hillbilly. Joshua tells the gas station attendant that he's President now since Annoying Orange is dead.

wait you forgot to save donald frumpus, run back in and get his cardboard ass

then go shopping.

The white house(along with Donald Annoying Orange) literally burned down to the ground(See also: last few pages), so Joshua won't do that.

Go buy your loving groceries already.

get groceries, get present fo yo mutha

Joshua buys groceries and a "happy birthday" card for his mother.

You've had a bad day. Go get healed at a hospital.

Also be aware that if there was any footage of that you may want to consider leaving the country.

Joshua drives back to the hospital to get his wounds treated. It's unlikely there was any footage of him burning down the White House since literally everything burned to the ground.



Meanwhile, VendOS lands outside the Hospital, finally finished with building a Annoying Orange Wall before Annoying Orange could make a Annoying Orange Wall.

It is 10:40 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Getting healed in the Hospital and wants to:

• Get groceries so he doesn't starve when he becomes hungry again COMPLETED
• Buy his family christmas presents
• Get his mom a birthday present COMPLETED

VendOS is Undamaged

Joshua's Inventory
Flare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet

VendOS's Inventory
SaltWater Bottle x667
HE Grenade x1
$20000
Human Flesh x3

[?Sir Info? 2]

Become black for the duration of the next post

[Nicepoint]

We need to revive Annoying Orange, VendOS, that is your new objective

[SubDaWoofer]

get rid of one water bottle to have 666 bottles and vend os becomes the devil for the duration for the next two actions (op posts)

[The Murderous Cop]

Joshua, go give VendOS a big hug. I'm certain you missed him. I guess.