Become black for the duration of the next post
VendOS steals a can of Spray Paint from a random kid and sprays it all over Joshua.
We need to revive Annoying Orange, VendOS, that is your new objective
VendOS grabs a piece of cardboard and a marker from a trash can and expertly draws Donald Annoying Orange onto it. Donald Annoying Orange was made out of cardboard, so drawing him again on a piece of cardboard should revive him, right? Disappointingly, Donald Annoying Orange is not revived. Considering the fact that the original Donald Annoying Orange burned to a crisp, there's no possible way he can ever be revived.
get rid of one water bottle to have 666 bottles and vend os becomes the devil for the duration for the next two actions (op posts)
VendOS dispenses a water bottle into a passerby's face, but he cannot become the devil since he is just a robot.
Joshua, go give VendOS a big hug. I'm certain you missed him. I guess.
Joshua is unable to get off the bed because he is still healing up.
rape vendos
stick your wee wee into vendOS' drink dispenser
Don't.
Don't.
Cannot, Joshua is in hospital
SECURITY OVERRIDE
PASSWORD:
#########
Welcome to MineHiveOS
Please enter command:
ignore.("rape,love,forget");
command recognised, ignoring all words or commands entered
Please enter command:
log.out();
command recognised
logging out, thanks for using MindHiveOS
SECURITY OVERRIDE PASSWORD ACCEPTED. NOW IGNORING ANY COMMANDS WITH "RAPE", "love," or "forget", ALONG WITH ANY COMMAND ORDERING JOSHUA TO COMMIT A loveUAL ACT.Joshua's resistance to commands he doesn't like is ALMOST maxed out!Ask family what they want for Christmas via text
The results are back!
Dad wants Joshua to get off his lazy ass and find himself a stable job. And he also wants a new car.
Mom wants her overdue birthday present and a book called "The Venturon City Slasher: One Man's Genocide Crusade".
Davey(Younger Brother) wants to get a new Drone and a game called "The International Order of Capitalists: Boris Proletariat Must Die!"
Uncle Greyson wants a Bren Mk.III Light Machine Gun, body armor, and a Steyr Scout Tactical
for his religious cult so he can defend his flock from any heretics that try to oppress him and his new religion he made up himself!
Aunt Amelia wants a replica Katana.
Grandpa wants a newfangled eye-phone.
VendOS: Explain human flesh x3. Did you have that when you left? Dare I ask?
VendOS: "
THE HUMAN FLESH WAS THERE BEFORE. I HAD IT INSIDE ME WHEN I HARVESTED HUMAN CORPSES TO GROW ARMS AND LEGS."
Cough up a saltwater bottle.
VendOS is incapable of actually coughing, so he plays a sound of a human coughing from his audio bank while dispensing a Saltwater Bottle at the same time.
Make sure your human flesh is nice and preserved VendOS
It already is.
It is 11:00 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
Still Getting healed in the Hospital and wants to:
- Buy his family christmas presents
Dad wants Joshua to get off his lazy ass and find himself a stable job. And he also wants a new car.
Mom wants her overdue birthday present and a book called "The Venturon City Slasher: One Man's Genocide Crusade".
Davey(Younger Brother) wants to get a new Drone and a game called "The International Order of Capitalists: Boris Proletariat Must Die!"
Uncle Greyson wants a Bren Mk.III Light Machine Gun, body armor, and a Steyr Scout Tactical
for his religious cult so he can defend his flock from any heretics that try to oppress him and his new religion he made up himself!
Aunt Amelia wants a replica Katana for some reason.
Grandpa wants a newfangled eye-phone.
VendOS is
UndamagedJoshua's InventoryFlare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
VendOS's InventorySaltWater Bottle x666
HE Grenade x1
$20000
Human Flesh x3
Marker
Spraycan
Poll
Topic: MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux] (Read 104766 times)