MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[Nicepoint]

Ok, we need some power to revive Annoying Orange....

Open a portal to hell so we can fetch his soul

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Start buying those gifts and look for a job
For the expensive gifts (like a car), make one for him.

[TableSalt]

You like books now. Go read a book.

[SubDaWoofer]

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-------MindHiveOS-------
------version 3.065------
Welcome to MindHiveOS, please enter an administrator password and username below:
Username:/4subjWAUr/
Password:************
Welcome O5 Council, what shall you do?
א!:ls
Directory: Tools Commands Shell RESTRICTED
א!:mhdo SU
Please enter administrator password below:
************
...
...
Password recognised, SU activated for O5 Council
א!:cd RESTRICTED
א!:ls
Directory: Tools Commands mhdo-users mhdo-commands
א!:O5 -Council --SU
Please enter administrator password below:
***********
...
...
O5 Password recognised
א!:cd RESTRICTED
א!:ls
Directory: Spawn Edit Terraform Teleportation Cheats
א!:use Spawn
What shall you spawn?
Spawn: Donald-Annoying Orange --Alive
Command accepted, Donald-Annoying Orange spawned
What shall you do?
א!:exit
א!:exit
א!:exit
א!:log.out()
Logged out, have a nice day!


[Marios]

O5 Council? Wrong universe, man.

[SubDaWoofer]

O5 Council? Wrong universe, man.

dangit i knew someone would post this

[Marios]

dangit i knew someone would post this

Always here when you need me, buddy. Just like a guardian angel.

[tber123]

Joshua passes out from the spraypaint fumes.

go shoot a tree down
carve a wooden katana
always works out

VendOS goes to a random tree and shoots Saltwater Bottles into it at high velocity, cutting down the tree. VendOS then takes what's left of the tree and violently mangles it until he makes a wooden Katana.

Aunt Amelia now has a replica Katana.

For the expensive gifts (like a car), make one for him.

VendOS tries to make a car from it's robo-memory, but it suddenly has a bad cause of Creator's Block and is unable to do that.



Frustrated, VendOS runs out into the middle of a road, pulls a random guy out of his fancy supercar, brutally murders him, and steals the car.

Dad now has a new car.


VendOS tries to create a Drone and the rest of the christmas presents his family wants, but his ability to create stuff can only go so far. VendOS only manages to make working Body Armor and a newfangled Eye-phone.

VendOS you should go and buy some gifts for them while Joshua is in the hospital

VendOS buys the rest of the gifts for Joshua's family. Objective Complete!

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-------MindHiveOS-------
------version 3.065------
Welcome to MindHiveOS, please enter an administrator password and username below:
Username:/4subjWAUr/
Password:************
Welcome O5 Council, what shall you do?
א!:ls
Directory: Tools Commands Shell RESTRICTED
א!:mhdo SU
Please enter administrator password below:
************
...
...
Password recognised, SU activated for O5 Council
א!:cd RESTRICTED
א!:ls
Directory: Tools Commands mhdo-users mhdo-commands
א!:O5 -Council --SU
Please enter administrator password below:
***********
...
...
O5 Password recognised
א!:cd RESTRICTED
א!:ls
Directory: Spawn Edit Terraform Teleportation Cheats
א!:use Spawn
What shall you spawn?
Spawn: Donald-Annoying Orange --Alive
Command accepted, Donald-Annoying Orange spawned
What shall you do?
א!:exit
א!:exit
א!:exit
א!:log.out()
Logged out, have a nice day!


COMMANDS NOT RECOGNIZED..

create an artificial donald Annoying Orange using your human flesh

VendOS spits out a artificial Donald Annoying Orange, using up all the human flesh in the process. He runs off to rebuild the White House.

Ok, we need some power to revive Annoying Orange....

Open a portal to hell so we can fetch his soul

No need. Annoying Orange is alive.

You like books now. Go read a book.

Joshua is unable to read a book. Joshua has been unconscious for a while.

wait hold up
isn't black spray paint lethal to humens???

VendOS rushes back into the hospital room to find a nurse standing over Joshua. She explains that Joshua is now in a coma from the spraypaint fumes.

It is 2:00 PM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Apparently In A Coma

VendOS is Undamaged

Joshua's Inventory
Flare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet

VendOS's Inventory
SaltWater Bottle x600
HE Grenade x1
$20000
Marker
Spraycan

[Space1255]

Pump fresh air into that stuff

[TableSalt]

I told VenOS to read a book, not Joshua.

[SubDaWoofer]

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COMMANDS NOT RECOGNISED...
REPORTING THIS ACCIDENT TO THE ADMI-....
Huh? What? Why did this happen, they changed the commands? Damned administrators changing the commands all the time, lets boot er back up....
-Ejects floppy disk and puts it back it, to reboot MindHiveOS-
-Monitor flickers on-

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-------MindHiveOS-------
------version 3.065------
Welcome to MindHiveOS, please enter an administrator password and username below:
Username:/4subjWAUr/
Password:************
Welcome O5 council, theres an update, shall you install the update?
א!:y
Updating...
...
...
...
Finished!
Reboot in progress...Finished!
Welcome O5 council, what shall you do today?
א!:help
ze - List files, and folders
fw - Enters root
ba - simple text editor
gh - moves to another directory
cf - creates file/folder
tg - opens a file
-list goes on with the commands-
א!:ze
Tools Commands Shell RESTRICTED
א!:cf STARTUP
א!:ba STARTUP
א!edit: function(on.bootUp(load.O5CouncilSU(load.SU(load.fw)))) end
א!edit:save
א!:gh RESTRICTED
א!:gh RESTRICTED
א!:tg tools
What tool shall you use?
א!tool:headChip.speakToTestSubject(joshua#5143)
What shall you say?
א!toolspeak:("Hello, i will not disclose of my name, but you are currently unconscince, i used to be part of the MindHive team, im still sort of part since i can still access into root, but i will try to help with the actual sane side and see if i can help you, i dont have much time but WAKE UP");
Command succesful.
א!:quitall
-computer powers off-
Well that does that, off to my own buisness again.

[NotBomberguy]

VendOS go on the BL forums, forum games, and mindhive, go to latest post
ensue to have 4th wall paradox and crash

[Nicepoint]

Heal Joshua with one-directional-saltwater-blast. You know? To clean him up.

[Refticus]

Heal Joshua with one-directional-saltwater-blast. You know? To clean him up.

i'm also pretty sure saltwater's healing properties are enhanced when used on a open wound.

[Just M2]

VendOS, ask the doctor to give you a rubber glove and slap Joshua out of his coma with said glove.