Pump fresh air into that stuff
VendOS pumps fresh air into Joshua's wounds. Nothing happens.

I told VenOS to read a book, not Joshua.
VendOS grabs a random book and reads it. It's a novelization of some random movie.
COMMANDS NOT RECOGNISED...
REPORTING THIS ACCIDENT TO THE ADMI-....
Huh? What? Why did this happen, they changed the commands? Damned administrators changing the commands all the time, lets boot er back up....
-Ejects floppy disk and puts it back it, to reboot MindHiveOS-
-Monitor flickers on-
-------MindHiveOS-------
------version 3.065------
Welcome to MindHiveOS, please enter an administrator password and username below:
Username:/4subjWAUr/
Password:************
Welcome O5 council, theres an update, shall you install the update?
א!:y
Updating...
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...
...
Finished!
Reboot in progress...Finished!
Welcome O5 council, what shall you do today?
א!:help
ze - List files, and folders
fw - Enters root
ba - simple text editor
gh - moves to another directory
cf - creates file/folder
tg - opens a file
-list goes on with the commands-
א!:ze
Tools Commands Shell RESTRICTED
א!:cf STARTUP
א!:ba STARTUP
א!edit: function(on.bootUp(load.O5CouncilSU(load.SU(load.fw)))) end
א!edit:save
א!:gh RESTRICTED
א!:gh RESTRICTED
א!:tg tools
What tool shall you use?
א!tool:headChip.speakToTestSubject(joshua#5143)
What shall you say?
א!toolspeak:("Hello, i will not disclose of my name, but you are currently unconscince, i used to be part of the MindHive team, im still sort of part since i can still access into root, but i will try to help with the actual sane side and see if i can help you, i dont have much time but WAKE UP");
Command succesful.
א!:quitall
-computer powers off-
Well that does that, off to my own buisness again.
Joshua receives the message, but does not wake up from the supposed coma.

VendOS go on the BL forums, forum games, and mindhive, go to latest post
ensue to have 4th wall paradox and crash
This is all that VendOS can see. VendOS doesn't see how this could cause a fourth wall paradox since the Lead Researcher for MindHive did state that the BLF was controlling Joshua's actions(and eventually VendOS's actions) from the start.
Heal Joshua with one-directional-saltwater-blast. You know? To clean him up.
i'm also pretty sure saltwater's healing properties are enhanced when used on a open wound.
Ah cripes, lets boot MindHiveOS up again.
(also im ignoring the bootup sequence since thats annoying)
א!:fw
Please enter root password below.
*********
Welcome O5 council.
א!:MindHiveHeadChip.IgnoreCommands("Salt water on wounds");
Commands recognised, ignoring all inputs.
א!:quit();
Well that does that, ill go ahead and probably code up a better OS for the mindhive team so i can get back into the actual team...
ERROR: COMMAND "Salt Water on Wounds" FORCIBLY IGNORED BY UNKNOWN FORCE.kill the doctor by spitting out soda cans
Hey O5 in the wrong place purple text guy! Could you help with the below?
Oh you can call me O5 anyways, but yes i will help with the sane side of the blockland forums, so give me a minute...
א!:fw
Please enter root password.
**********
Welcome O5 council.
MineHiveHeadChip.IgnoreControl(hotremox);
ERROR: COMMAND "Kill Doctor" FORCIBLY IGNORED BY UNKNOWN FORCE.THIS CAN'T BE GOOD, FOURMERS. WE'RE LOOKING INTO THE INCIDENT NOW.
VendOS, ask the doctor to give you a rubber glove and slap Joshua out of his coma with said glove.
VendOS puts on a rubber glove and slaps the stuff out of Joshua, snapping him awake!
VendOS: "THERE WE GO."Nurse: "Oh. That works, too. How you feeling, Joshua?"
Joshua: "Good. I guess."
Nurse: "In the span of only a few hours, we've managed to heal most of his injuries. Joshua doesn't need to pay the hospital bill, as it seems someone else has done it for him."

Joshua suddenly receives a phone call from Uncle Greyson.
Joshua: "Hello?"
Uncle Greyson: "Heeey! My suddenly-favorite-nephew! Can you come over here and get me out of a pickle? My right to practice whatever religion I damn well please is being oppressed by the local population!"
Just as a precaution, Joshua decides to check the newspapers online.
BREAKING NEWS: Cult Compound Under Siege By Protesters
At 2:05 PM today, a cult compound has come under a protest that has turned violent. A reporter was able to sneak into the compound and get an interview with their leader, who has been quoted as saying "I don't know why the hell these bastards are after me. I did all the paperwork and purchased this abandoned compound nobody was using so I could practice my religion in peace. All of my followers are here voluntarily, and are happy to practice what I preach. Is that not enough? They think it's not enough."
Another protester, however, begs to differ. "Greyson's cult is just a scam so he can make a quick buck! There is no salvation or anything meaningful in the end for us, only profit and hookers for him! I've never seen anyone so narcissistic in my life!"
At this moment, both Police and Protesters are clashing at the compound, with the Cult stuck in the crossfire.
Fighting at Firehouse Subs Kills Several
An incident has broken out at Firehouse Subs at 1 PM today. According to witnesses, it all started when an unidentified male suspect slammed a unsuspecting victim head-first onto a table, instantly killing him. The incident instigated a frenzy, causing everyone else to attack each other. Police are still investigating the incident.
Man Arrested in Connection to Fatal Birthday Party Shooting
A man has been arrested for shooting up a Birthday Party belonging to several rival Mobsters. The suspect, who's name has been currently withheld, was attempting to rob the party when everything went horribly wrong.
Gentleman's Club Reopens
The Gentleman's Club has now reopened after weeks of renovation.
It is 2:15 PM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is
HealthyVendOS is
UndamagedJoshua's InventoryFlare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
VendOS's InventorySaltWater Bottle x600
HE Grenade x1
$20000
Marker
Spraycan