MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[NotBomberguy]

call enforceOS to eject yellow snow onto their mowers

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[Refticus]

kill more grass faster

[Marios]

Say to the Blazers, "You incompetent drivers are so puny, you have to team up instead of going on a one-versus-one lawn mowing duel!"

Then keep mowing the lawn until they accept the duel.

[plad101]

If they don't accept your duel, take them all somewhere quiet for a nice dinner then after they've eaten murder them all.

[Mr Queeba]

kill more grass faster

Don't, you'll lose for not having the finest quality cuts.
EnforceOS: Destroy the lawn mowers the national socialists are using.

[Potatoh]

Bring the lawnmowers to the sewers then have a concrete lawn mowing competition

[tber123]

Bring the lawnmowers to the sewers then have a concrete lawn mowing competition

Joshua demands that everyone go to the sewers and mow down some underground concrete. The national socialist Punks ignore him and keep mowing the lawn.

kill more grass faster

Joshua speeds the lawnmower up and tries to genocide the grass faster in an attempt to compete with these national socialist starfishs, but the Blazers realize that they can be even MORE efficient than they already are by ramming Joshua off the lawn!

Say to the Blazers, "You incompetent drivers are so puny, you have to team up instead of going on a one-versus-one lawn mowing duel!"

Then keep mowing the lawn until they accept the duel.

Joshua: You incompetent drivers are so puny that you have to team up instead of doing a 1v1! I'll show you!

Joshua mows the lawn again until he gets violently rear-ended off the lawn. Time for more drastic measures!

If they don't accept your duel, take them all somewhere quiet for a nice dinner then after they've eaten murder them all.

Joshua: How about we all take a break and go somewhere quiet for a nice dinner?

Joshua receives several middle fingers from the Blazers as they continue mowing the lawn, ignoring him.

call enforceOS to eject yellow snow onto their mowers

EnforceOS: Destroy the lawn mowers the national socialists are using.

EnforceOS picks up some Yellow Snow from the same place Joshua got it from, and then arrives at Joshua's location before spitting several tons of Yellow Snow onto the national socialist Lawn Mowers, wrecking them.



Blazer: Damn you, subhuman scum! You win this round, but we'll be back next time!

The Blazers get back into their van and drive off, leaving Joshua free to mow the lawn. EnforceOS runs off back into the city in order to find a martial arts instructor.

Customer: Thanks for mowing my lawn! Here's your pay.



Looks like Dad will be proud of Joshua for once, since he finally got himself a job instead of being a deadbeat! Joshua's stomach also begins growling. Joshua could get something to eat right now.

It is 4:50 PM on Friday, December 25. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying. The Family comes over for Christmas at 6 PM.
Joshua is Lightly Wounded and wants to GET SOMETHING TO EAT
VendOS is A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED and SEARCHING FOR A WAY TO MAKE EnforceOS FLY
EnforceOS is UNDAMAGED and SEARCHING FOR A MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR IN THE CITY

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2900
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS

VendOS's Inventory
Christmas Presents
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun

EnforceOS's Inventory
Yellow Snow

PEACEKEEPERS ON HIGH ALERT AND PATROLLING THE TOWN - Current Status: Neutral.

Action Queue:

Code: [Select]

Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuff

[d]

Use the Flare Minigun on the Blazers.

[tber123]

Use the Flare Minigun on the Blazers.

Joshua's Inventory
Gas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2900
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
Distinct Lack of Flare Minigun

And they already drove off, too. Flare Minigun is still at the police station if you want it so bad.

[d]

And they already drove off, too. Flare Minigun is still at the police station if you want it so bad.

Use the item "Distinct Lack Of Flare Minigun".

[plad101]

Lets go get ice cream for our victory.

[Mr Queeba]

EnforceOS: Go to the police station and take Joshua's flare minigun after you are done with the martial arts instructor.
Joshua: Have a slice of pizza or two. You've had a rough day.

[Space1255]

See if VendOS can dispense some food for Joshy.

[?Sir Info? 2]

Salvage their lawnmowers for lead to see if you can a makeshift magazine or two for the beretta. If that fails craft a fire axe with it so you can break down houses.

[Refticus]

drink some salt water