play hero
enforceOS and vendOS engage saltwater EMP
Call VendOS to fight em and use your XERP shotgun.
VendOS and EnforceOS crash in through the roof while Joshua leaps out from around a corner with the XREP. The terrorists quickly activate the detonator before anyone can attack eachother, blowing the entire city sky loving high.
Joshua, VendOS, EnforceOS, and the entire staff of the Augmented Horizons corporation are instantly killed and blown into tiny, tiny pieces.
ERROR: CONNECTION TO MINDHIVE TERMINATED DUE TO DESTRUCTION OF AUGMENTED HORIZONS.EPILOGUE: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?
Joshualoving dead. Can't be revived since there's not enough of him to even bury. There's not enough left of him to even fill a water bottle.
Uncle GreysonHe and his entire cult were killed in an instant by the explosion.
DadWas out of town at the time of the explosion. Killed himself when he learned that his entire family was dead.
Rest of Joshua's FamilyResting in pieces.
VendOS and EnforceOSBlown into smithereens. No trace of them left behind.
SWAT ZombiesSurvived the Apocalypse and eventually managed to infect the entire population of Florida, establishing a thriving zombie colony there.
Frank RubyCame out of his coma right as the explosion rocked the entire city. Went flying into space from the explosion and slammed into Mars before dying, where the Aliens found his corpse and immediately deduced that he was their God.
Koschei the DeathlessCame back from the dead to find his arch nemesis, Joshua, already dead. Fell into a deep despair and committed Self Delete soon after.
Cardboard CopsWith most of humanity finally gone, they rose above the ashes and established a cardboard-exclusive settlement in San Francisco. They maintained their independence successfully after fighting off the undead armies of Fascism and Communism.
Cardboard Donald Annoying OrangeHis burnt ashes from when the White House burned down a few days before the Apocalypse still rest in a landfill to this day. If you listen closely at the landfill, you can still hear his last dying screams before the flames claimed him.
Clone of Donald Annoying OrangeAfter leaning of the terrible terrorist attack that levelled the entire city, he declared war on the entire Middle East. World War 3 broke out soon after, and the nukes began to fly. As the nukes detonated overhead, he cursed Vladimir Putin with his last dying breath.
The ClerkSurvived the initial explosion with horrific injuries, but fell into a year-long coma. After somehow turning into a radioactive mutant during his coma rather than succumbing to radiation poisoning, he became a post-apocalyptic director of the Wasteland's hottest research. It didn't last for long, however, as he was tragically captured by Ghost Riddler and made into a national socialist love slave for the rest of his life.
Ghost RiddlerCame back from the dead months after the nukes fell. He formed the Ghost Reich and tried to rule over the radioactive ashes of the United States with the ghosts of his other national socialist pals. Failed miserably and was banished to Canada.
Subject 6024Who?
Ice Cream ManSurvived the explosion and subsequent nuclear war. You can still see his Ice Cream Truck driving around in the Wasteland today, delivering radioactive ice cream to mutated kids.
Ghost of the Leader of the International Order of CommunistsAlso came back from the dead months later with his undead pals. Formed the Soviet Undead Union and immediately came into conflict with the ghost of Riddler. After losing the conflict, he moved to what remained of Mexico and stayed there for years before coming back to kick Ghost Riddler's ass. With Ghost Riddler defeated and banished to Canada, he took over what's left of the entire United States.
Gunstore OwnerEmerged from his Survivalist Bunker several years after the nukes fell, having finally ran out of supplies. He and his Militia pals started a rebellion to take back the United States from the undead Communists, which is still ongoing to this day with no end in sight.
Casual GuyHe actually survived the White House burning down a few days before the Apocalypse. Managed to duck into a bomb shelter before the nukes fell, but he was eventually kicked out into the Wasteland for being too "Casual and suspicious". He was immediately captured by a mad scientist and murdered horrifically.
MindHive Lead ResearcherAs the explosions rocked the entire city, he shed a single tear. Augmented Horizons finally did it for science! The experiment was successful, but he would never live to see the end results. As the flames engulfed him and the Augmented Horizons Skyscraper began to collapse, he looked at a photo of his wife and kids one last time.
The CustomerSurvived the bombing thanks to the suit he was wearing, but all of his limbs were blown off. Bled to death hours later.
The BlazersJoined up with Ghost Riddler after the nukes fell, and became the top soldiers in his undead army. Died of STDs soon after in an orgy involving radioactive hookers.
THE END 
The Stranger: That's not what really happened. Not if I have a say in it. Let's change things up, shall we? We can't have a deeply unsatisfying ending like this come to light.BAD ENDING: Blown to Pieces
The Stranger: Much better, don't you think? Now.... Time to undo this entire mess.(Did you really think I was going to do another lame, unsatisfying copout ending like BLF Plans a Robbery? Let's get back on track now!)
sneak out through the staff room
quietly sneak into the staff room and escape through the window in there (if it exists)
The Staff Area! That's it! When nobody is looking, Joshua enters the staff area and discovers quite a few of the Restaurant Employees hiding there, with none of them being detected yet. The PSF Terrorists begin robbing everyone.
PSF Terrorist: Okay! You first! Give me your wallet!
The first victim doesn't respond on account of being deaf. The PSF Terrorist blasts her without remorse and loots her body.
While the PSF Terrorists are busy robbing everyone, Joshua continues sneaking away.
Joshua is almost home free! Just a few more steps and he'll get to the exit---
Hold it! Is Joshua hearing footsteps and voices from the stairs to the freezer, which is right next to the exit?
PSF Terrorist 2: ...Yeah, we've got it, boss. Rob everyone, take them hostage, negotiate for a plane to get the hell out of here. You don't need to tell us twice.
Oh crap! Joshua's got to turn around now before the guys come up the stairs---
PSF Terrorist 3: Huh? Who's that in the Staff Area...... Wait a minute! HOLD IT!
PSF Terrorist 4: YOU THERE! HALT!
PSF Terrorist 3: ALARM! HE'S ESCAPING!
PSF Terrorist 2: Where do you think YOU'RE going, buddy?
Fall over and die
make it as dramatic as possible
Joshua suddenly fakes a dramatic heart attack!
Joshua clutches his chest as he collapses to his knees and reaches out for the sky one last time before going limp!
PSF Terrorist 2: Damn. Must have been all the unhealthy stuff in his body that killed him before we did. What a shame. Someone block up this entrance.
The PSF Terrorists go back to robbing everyone, and discover the rest of the employees in the Staff Area. One guy starts planting motion-activated explosives all over the exit, rendering it useless.
being the sneaky snake you are, enter the bathroom quietly and look for a vent that you can enter to leave the restaurant
Joshua slowly crawls past the terrorists in the Staff Area and makes his way to the bathroom, where he finds a few other terrified customers. Opening the air vent, Joshua finds freedom. Peacekeepers quickly arrive to the Restaurant.
Blaring Voice on Loudspeaker: PEACEKEEPERS! SURRENDER AND DIE, CRIMINAL SCUM!
Joshua rushes out to the Peacekeepers.
Joshua: They've got enough hidden explosives in that restaurant to level the entire city! They said so themselves! You've got to stop them!
Peacekeeper: Easy there, son. We're here to kill them all and get the innocent out alive. We've dealt with this before.
PSF Terrorist: Don't you dare come in! We've got hostages and explosives! You try anything funny, everyone in this city goes to hell in a soup can!
Peacekeeper Negotiator: Wait! We can WORK THIS OUT! Let's talk, shall we?
A standoff between the Peacekeepers and the PSF Terrorists ensues while the Negotiator distracts the Terrorists. Joshua notices a few of the Peacekeepers stealthily getting into position to take out the terrorists in one big, simultaneous blast of gunfire. The Peacekeeper snipers constantly scan the PSF Members, looking for the one with the detonator in his hands and preparing to shoot it out.
Joshua also sees some of the other hostages noticing the Peacekeepers getting into position, and THOSE customers reveal that they're also packing heat when none of the PSF Terrorists are looking. When the Peacekeepers open fire, so will the customers!
Joshua then stares at his watch and realizes that he only has half an hour left before it's time for his Christmas dinner!
It is 5:30 PM on Friday, December 25. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying. The Family comes over for Christmas at 6 PM.
Joshua is
Lightly WoundedVendOS is
A LITTLE BIT DAMAGED and
MEETING A GUY WHO CAN MAKE EnforceOS FLY RIGHT NOWEnforceOS is
UNDAMAGED and
LEARNING MARTIAL ARTS RIGHT NOWJoshua's InventoryGas Mask
Soccer Ball
Taser
Knife
Taser XREP Shotgun
Stun Gun (Not actually a gun)
Rope
Torches
Wooden Pole
$2850
MREs/Rations
Beretta 92FS
Mega-Hammer
VendOS's InventoryChristmas Presents
Saltwater Bottles
$1000
Poisoned Soft Drinks
Human Flesh
Regular Water Bottles
AR-15
MAC11
FNC Rifle
870 MCS Shotgun
EnforceOS's InventoryYellow Snow
PEACEKEEPERS PREPARING TO TAKE OUT PSF TERRORISTS AND DISARM DETONATOR(By shooting it) IN ONE SIMULTANEOUS BLAST OF GUNFIRE - Currently friendly to Joshua.Action Queue:EnforceOS: Go to the police station and take Joshua's flare minigun after you are done with the martial arts instructor.Have dinner with the family then, go on the lamb in the sewers while the world above goes to stuffTL:DR Fake ending, Joshua escapes the Restaurant through the bathroom, Peacekeepers and Customers planning to take out the Terrorists in one fell swoop
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