Author Topic: Walmart Regulations  (Read 1745 times)

how the forget has lord tony not posted yet

Because now people expect him to, whereas before, any time Tony posted about his time at Walmart, they'd be like "Typical Tony", or " Oh that Tony fellow!"

if it's because the law thinks you're going to use it to smoke then they can't sell underage people anything flammable in general because if you're underage and want to smoke you're going to find out how to make a fire one way or another
to be honest it would be interesting to see a guy strike a match to light a cigarette

to be honest it would be interesting to see a guy strike a match to light a cigarette
light a cigarette with a stick doused in kerosene

light a cigarette with a stick doused in kerosene
light a cigarette by pounding rocks and flint together

light a cigarette by pounding rocks and flint together
light a stick with the power of electricity and conductive materials

"I'm 3 months away from being 18, and I'm glad there are laws in place to make sure that I cant buy zippo fluid for my non existent smoking addiction, because smoking doesn't just harm me, it harms everyone that I light deathsticks with a zippo. Oh I can buy bic lighters without id? Well nevermind then."

Guys, I think Tony may be in trouble - he hasn't responded yet...

Guys, I think Tony may be in trouble - he hasn't responded yet...
It's because I roasted his harvest clan with lighter fluid

That's bullstuff. I don't remember ever being carded or when asked if over 18, I always say yes even though I'm clearly not.

That's bullstuff. I don't remember ever being carded or when asked if over 18, I always say yes even though I'm clearly not.
If she just asked for an age he could have said 18 but she asked for an id. Pretty bullstuff. There was literally a rack of bic lighters that he doesn't have to be 18 to buy right next to the little bottle of lighter fluid. stuffs whack yo