So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

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Us men have been pushing reform for years because it's unfair and unjust.

I'm a man and I haven't been pushing for reform

[Ad Bot]

[Lord Tony®]

that was directed at Tony

For you, you depend on the love. Either way you're depending on a girl in some way, which means you don't deserve equality either

If you have no emotional attachment for the female then it's no different than having love with a blow up doll. Just feels better.


Well actually, love dolls have been known to feel even better than a real female and they don't talk back. For a measly 5,000 dollars it's still cheaper than having a real girlfriend.

So with new love doll technology, what dependence do we need?

[Path]

If you have no emotional attachment for the female then it's no different than having love with a blow up doll. Just feels better.


Well actually, love dolls have been known to feel even better than a real female and they don't talk back. For a measly 5,000 dollars it's still cheaper than having a real girlfriend.

So with new love doll technology, what dependence do we need?

Then I bid you good luck on your newfound 1.5 year lovedoll relationship

I wouldn't be surprised if you blamed the doll for your next breakup

[Lord Tony®]

Then I bid you good luck with your newfound 1.5 year lovedoll relationship

Good luck with your alimony since you seem to support it.

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Good luck with your alimony since you seem to support it.

If I marry a girl who earns a lot more money than me, she'll be paying the alimony. So I guess that means free money for me

Maybe I can use all the alimony money to buy myself a trap house full of lovedolls since that's the new trend

[Eon]

I wouldn't be surprised if you blamed the doll for your next breakup

i wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't anyone who'd want to date lord tony i mean c'mon it's lord tony

[Lord Tony®]

If I marry a girl who earns a lot more money than me, she'll be paying the alimony. So I guess that means free money for me

Maybe I can use all the alimony money to buy myself a trap house full of lovedolls since that's the new trend

Not really. Even men get paid less in alimony than the other way around.

Significantly less.

[Bisjac]

i cant wait for a robot girlfriend. we are getting so close :D

a doll isnt enough. i want the technology for it to be smart enough to talk, but knows not to.

[Path]

Not really. Even men get paid less in alimony than the other way around.
Significantly less.

Hmu with those facts fam. MLA citation and the whole works. This is bullstuff until I see a source.

i wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't anyone who'd want to date lord tony i mean c'mon it's lord tony

if I were his lovedoll I'd Deflate myself ASAP

[Lord Tony®]

i cant wait for a robot girlfriend. we are getting so close :D

a doll isnt enough. i want the technology for it to be smart enough to talk, but knows not to.

It could be a 50,000 dollar love doll. Still cheaper than the real thing

[Neventii]

Look, Tomy, when you commit you gotta go full throtle om that clit it was yours amd like stardust it evaporates into nothng these scars made me but damn is the soda gonna do me in for

You know what i mean?  Just lock it

[Lord Tony®]

Just lock it

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=296262.0

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Next week on One and a Half Tonys: Kevin spills his sugary beverage on Tony's new robowoman

[Neventii]

https://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=296262.0

ya but as rain is like comets down on our feet we gotta do things we DONT want to so try try again prince

It you didnt shizzke just lock this stuff holmes

[Lord Tony®]

And then she tells me she finds Daniel Tosh funny this one time.

I told her my jokes are no different from Daniel Tosh.



I told her it would make more sense to get offended from a stranger rather than someone you know. She tells me she doesn't get offended by strangers.