So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[sir dooble]

If my girlfriend would rather die and reincarnate into a lady bug than be with me as a robot for an eternity then who sounds more selfish here? Not I.

It's pretty selfish if you want her to live with you for all eternity, against her wishes.

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[e-maxx]

If my girlfriend would rather die and reincarnate into a lady bug than be with me as a robot for an eternity then who sounds more selfish here? Not I.

Bitch has 500,000 dollars in life insurance. That's enough to freeze us both. She said no. She said she will not be funding my freezing venture.

well i mean if you make her spend an eternity with you fro-

It's pretty selfish if you want her to live with you for all eternity, against her wishes.

damnit dooble

[Lord Tony®]

Nah bro she doesn't have to spend an eternity with me but she loving said she won't be a robot if everyone around her that she cares about dies.

Well then give them immortality.

[Lord Tony®]

But doobke your mind has been made up you already chosen myth over science in our last debate so it's not like I'll convince a spiritualist otherwise.

[sir dooble]

But doobke your mind has been made up you already chosen myth over science in our last debate so it's not like I'll convince a spiritualist otherwise.

I'm not a spiritualist.

But I wouldn't waste an exorbitant amount of money on a practice that has no evidence of having an outcome.
And I wouldn't trust a company to not simply destroy my body and take my cash.
I'd rather leave my money to my family.

[e-maxx]

If my girlfriend would rather die and reincarnate into a lady bug than be with me as a robot for an eternity then who sounds more selfish here? Not I.

Bitch has 500,000 dollars in life insurance. That's enough to freeze us both. She said no. She said she will not be funding my freezing venture.

that's IF her insurance even covers cryogenic sleep, which It probably doesn't

[Yosher]

your loved ones don't have to die if they become robots too

[Bisjac]

i don't think life insurance applies to anything until you are legit dead. not kinda-dead-bring-him-back.

[Lord Tony®]

I'm not a spiritualist.

But I wouldn't waste an exorbitant amount of money on a practice that has no evidence of having an outcome.
And I wouldn't trust a company to not simply destroy my body and take my cash.
I'd rather leave my money to my family.

You're dead so your money is no use to you in the afterlife. What do you care if they scam you or not.

So you give your money to your family. Money you worked hard for and they sit on their ass to claim it because that's all they care about.

[Dannu]

You're dead so your money is no use to you in the afterlife. What do you care if they scam you or not.

So you give your money to your family. Money you worked hard for and they sit on their ass to claim it because that's all they care about.

Bad day?

[Lord Tony®]

i don't think life insurance applies to anything until you are legit dead. not kinda-dead-bring-him-back.

They freeze you when you are pronounced legally dead. So theoretically you will collect the cash.

[Lord Tony®]

that's IF her insurance even covers cryogenic sleep, which It probably doesn't

It only costs 200,000 dollars to freeze your body. 80,000 for just the brain.

[e-maxx]

You're dead so your money is no use to you in the afterlife. What do you care if they scam you or not.

So you give your money to your family. Money you worked hard for and they sit on their ass to claim it because that's all they care about.

Well I mean the money is no use to you so why should you care what your family does with it?

besides didn't you boast about getting money from a dead relative and your sitting here arguing with teenagers on an internet forum about death.

It only costs 200,000 dollars to freeze your body. 80,000 for just the brain.

But her policy probably doesn't cover that form of "burial"

[Lord Tony®]

I would rather freeze myself than let family members take my money.

[sir dooble]

You're dead so your money is no use to you in the afterlife. What do you care if they scam you or not.

So you give your money to your family. Money you worked hard for and they sit on their ass to claim it because that's all they care about.

So, you have an issue with your loved ones making use of your money, without earning it.
But you're happy for a company to take your hard earned cash and not care for your body??


And maybe this is the big difference here. I have people who I care for, and who care for me.