So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[Remurr]

chemical reactions

[Ad Bot]

[Nickpb 3.0]

  You're the one being dense enough to even respond to my posts even though we both know I'm a loving idiot

This doesn't even make sense

[Daswiruch]

Then why the forget are you posting here too? You're the one being dense enough to even respond to my posts even though we both know I'm a loving idiot

because you refuse to acknowledge the fact that you're wrong, so we have to continuously beat it into your skull to no avail

[Insert Name Here²]

It appears to me it's mostly because you refuse to let him think he's in the right

Except he isn't

[Path]

This doesn't even make sense

why are you responding to me even though you come to the same damn verdict of me being stupid EVERY loving TIME

because you refuse to acknowledge the fact that you're wrong, so we have to continuously beat it into your skull to no avail

damn

[Blue Screen]

most likely irrelevant but i'm wondering if this thread just brought more awareness to boyfriend-girlfriend related situations because of the 2 other posts that involve boyfriend-girlfriend related situations

[Nickpb 3.0]

Except he isn't

Who gives a stuff if he is or isn't that's not the point anymore
At this point it's just tony casting his line and once again idiots biting the bait so hard it's leaving scars

[Remurr]

most likely irrelevant but i'm wondering if this thread just brought more awareness to boyfriend-girlfriend related situations because of the 2 other posts that involve boyfriend-girlfriend related situations

tony uses in-text hypnosis techniques taught to him by the ancient mayans to induce relationship issues in a bunch of 14 yr olds

[sir dooble]

Romance? Please.

There is a reason chivalry is dead.

You're right. It's because of the introduction of English longbows.

[Nickpb 3.0]

You're right. It's because of the introduction of English longbows.

You bastards... Why don't you fight with a sword like a man

[Timestamp]

Why the hell does this have 27 pages i thought we established tony was in the wrong after the first page rofl

[Daswiruch]

You bastards... Why don't you fight with a sword like a man

you see ivan
when you use bow like me
you dont ever become sliced
because of long shot of arrow
it hits enemy at range

[Maxwell.]

You're right. It's because of the introduction of English longbows.

well yeah but the english suck

[Doughboy]

well yeah but the english suck

suck at not bein the best. yes.

[$trinick]

I'm on an IPAD and the first loving thing I see on google when I search beta male was that image.

Quit dodging the matters at hand you sleazy cunt. You still fall under a good 1/3 of all those traits

Path, admission that you failed to do proper research or even make any attempt whatsoever to validate the entire basis of your assertion does not validate the post. I can't even follow your point anymore, so I'll try to illustrate your argument.


+----SUPER-COOL----+-----NOT-COOL-----+
|Drinking Lemonade | Going to parties |
| Being Unemployed |  Having Friends  |
| Living With Mom  |  Hot Girlfriend  |
|    Neckbeard     |     Nice Car     |
|  Axe Body Spray  |  Lots of Money   |
+--SomeSource.com--+------------------+

Alright, cool, now we've got a list. Its source is dubious, its information is almost certainly inaccurate, but we've got a list of two things. Let's pick Brad Pitt, just picking a name out of thin air. He presumably goes to a lot of parties, definitely has a lot of friends, is married to Angelina Jolie who is a famous actress and model, so I'd say she's considered hot, apparently drives a fully loaded Audi Q7, which is a nice car, and has a net worth (with his wife) north of 450 million dollars.

Isn't it just funny how he shows up on the not cool side? I know the source isn't great but, isn't it still funny?

I don't get it.