So my girlfriend broke up with me, Adult Swim has spoken.

[Path]

I didn't give nothing up.

I'm not giving her special treatment just because she is my girlfriend.

She spends too much time on tumblr, she has become a special snowflake.

what the ALMIGHTY forget

Are you telling us that your own girlfriend was of no value to you the entire time AKA she wasn't even your girlfriend to begin with AKA it's your fault she broke up with you because I think that's what you're trying to tell us

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[Lord Tony®]

I blame tumblr for her acting the way she is acting. It's making her chemical reactions unbalanced.

[Whackin]

she has become a special snowflake.

you two were perfect for eachother

I blame tumblr for her acting the way she is acting. It's making her chemical reactions unbalanced.

chemical reactions is now a meme

[Lord Tony®]

She has to realize she is as small as an ant just like me.

Her ego from being a snowflake has clouded her judgement to make her believe she is above others.

[Path]

It's making her chemical reactions unbalanced.

speaking of chemical reactions, when're you getting that new perscription for risperidome

She has to realize she is as small as an ant just like me.

Her ego from being a snowflake has clouded her judgement to make her believe she is above others.

It's not surprising to hear any breakup stories from you considering you don't value companionship at all. Also you don't have permission to talk about ego

[Lord Tony®]

Are you telling us that your own girlfriend was of no value to you the entire time AKA she wasn't even your girlfriend to begin with AKA it's your fault she broke up with you because I think that's what you're trying to tell us

This entire time you keep putting words in my mouth. You keep saying I don't care about her and you say I think she has no value to me.

I don't know where you are getting this stuff from.

Just because I don't want to listen to her trivial emotional problems doesn't mean I don't care about her.

[Eon]

can we have a both option for the poll

[Whackin]

Her ego from being a snowflake has clouded her judgement to make her believe she is above others.

seriously tony why arent you two still dating

[Path]

Just because I don't want to listen to her trivial emotional problems doesn't mean I don't care about her.

But it does?!??! You're giving her the cold shoulder while she's suffering from emotional distress which essentially outputs to you not giving a stuff about her. She knew it too which is why she broke up with you. We know it too because we've been pointing it out to you for 30+ pages

You obviously know it too which is why you switched loving polls around

[Lord Tony®]

But it does?!??! You're giving her the cold shoulder while she's suffering from emotional distress which essentially outputs to you not giving a stuff about her.

She's giving herself emotional distress. She's creating problems that don't exist. She is getting offended over obvious jokes that shouldn't offend her in the first place.

[Lord Tony®]

When someone makes a joke about me I laugh it off.

When someone makes a joke about her she has to get anxiety, self esteem problems and then makes a public announcement about it.

[Path]

When someone makes a joke about me I laugh it off.

When someone makes a joke about her she has to get anxiety, self esteem problems and then makes a public announcement about it.

So you just gave us a whole speech about how everyone is an ant and shouldn't be put above others but you completely contradict yourself by saying "I don't feel bad about X so nobody else should"

[Whackin]

When someone makes a joke about me I laugh it off.

When someone makes a joke about her she has to get anxiety, self esteem problems and then makes a public announcement about it.

maybe you shouldn't have dated her then

sure she may be a special snowflake but atleast she isnt an starfish

[Masterlegodude]

Calling someone's emotional problems a "chemical reaction" is not a joking matter, especially if you're dating them

[Path]

She's giving herself emotional distress. She's creating problems that don't exist. She is getting offended over obvious jokes that shouldn't offend her in the first place.

One day I'm going to track you down drug you and drag you all the way to my Brooklyn basement where I'll cut slices of skin off of your stomach and stuff it full of salt and proceed to sow it back together.

While you beg for swift death I'll just smile and cut you some more.
Every time you give yourself emotional distress I will cut you some more and shove more salt into your wounds.

"Stop feeling pain lord Tony it's only a chemical reaction!"