I just got summoned for jury duty.

[Lord Tony®]

Don't worry tony, it's just the chemical reactions making you in reluctant. Just realize that that's what it is and move on. Jury duty is such a small event in this huge universe it's not even worth making a topic over

None of what you said made any sense.

[Ad Bot]

[Planr]

None of what you said made any sense.

He's making fun of the way you mistreated your ex-girlfriend.

[Path]

None of what you said made any sense.

But it does

Your feelings of reluctance are just chemical reactions so stop them and man up for jury duty
You're the one that said it was that simple
Cmon you don't want to come off as a hypocrite now, do you?

[Torin]

harvest everyone in the courthouse

[Lord Tony®]

But it does

Your feelings of reluctance are just chemical reactions so stop them and man up for jury duty
You're the one that said it was that simple
Cmon you don't want to come off as a hypocrite now, do you?

I don't see the need for Jury Duty because the system is flawed. All I have to do is not change my opinion and they can't leave until it's unanimous.

[Path]

I don't see the need for Jury Duty because the system is flawed. All I have to do is not change my opinion and they can't leave until it's unanimous.

You don't see the need for it because you have chemical reactions telling you not to see the need. Maybe if you suppress the chemicals you'll see the need

[Nickpb 3.0]

You don't see the need for it because you have chemical reactions telling you not to see the need. Maybe if you suppress the chemicals you'll see the need

do you seriously not understand why so many people dislike you?

[Path]

do you seriously not understand why so many people dislike you?

no no I understand now

[Lord Tony®]

You don't see the need for it because you have chemical reactions telling you not to see the need. Maybe if you suppress the chemicals you'll see the need

Even if my chemical reactions made me want to do Jury Duty I still wouldn't do it.

I've had the will power to break out of chemical reactions before.

[Nickpb 3.0]

not really I'm just stating the unbiased facts

No you're going above and beyond in your petty attempts to prod Tony.

[Lord Tony®]

No you're going above and beyond in your petty attempts to prod Tony.

He's been doing it in every damn thread now, even unprovoked.

[Nickpb 3.0]

He's been doing it in every damn thread now, even unprovoked.

i know it's gotten ridiculous

[Aide33]

tell them about jury nullification, that will get you dismissed

[IkeTheGeneric]

Don't worry tony, it's just the chemical reactions making you in reluctant. Just realize that that's what it is and move on. Jury duty is such a small event in this huge universe it's not even worth making a topic over

how to ruin jokes in one easy step

[WaterOre]

become juror #3 from 12 angry men