I'm curious to see what you guys enjoy in game writing, so please post your favourite quotes from any video game. As many as you want. Can be funny, serious, deep or just a painful grunt. Make sure you include the games the lines come from.
Avoid spoilers, please. Use transparent text if you must.
Some of my favourites in no particular order:
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
- "I'll take the stupid one who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance." ~Bao-Dur
- "Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you." ~Kreia
- "Query: Now, are there any other horrors you wish to try and insert into my system, or is your electronic butchery done?" ~HK-47
- "You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere." ~HK-47
Sam & Max (Telltale Series):
- "I don't know how to work it. Computers in Hell all run Linux." ~Sam
- "I think my package is THE BOMB!" ~Bosco
- "You want to use the sulphuric acid sparingly. It can easily overwhelm the other ingredients..."
"And your tastebuds...and your esophagus..."
Ratchet & Clank 3:
- "What a complete load of bull-" ~Clank (Actually Klunk)
- "Clank, you speak nerd..." ~Ratchet
- "This here's one of the nastiest, smelliest sewers in the galaxy. Most men wouldn't dare step a foot in, but me, I just can't get enough." ~Plumber
Mass Effect
- "Here's a tip: two eyes, human, four eyes, batarian!" ~Commander Shepard
