Author Topic: The RNG Dungeon [serious queston page 30]  (Read 42320 times)

i assassinate the assassin

pull a golden desert eagle out of my ass inventory GTA style and bust a cap in him

So who wants some grilled richard
OT: I roll to RNGesus to ask him to revive me.

Whip out a tiny derringer and try to shoot the assassin in the groin


oh oops i didnt see i died last time lol
anyway let me roll for revive

I use flamethrower, I can't miss!

Send my clones to thoroughly pummel the assassin.

trip him with my shark tail

* Let's try that again.



add 1 heart to my health

Configuation: Sentry
unleash 200 bullets of hell

flail a jackhammer at his face