Author Topic: The RNG Dungeon [serious queston page 30]  (Read 42271 times)

persuade satan from wreck-it-ralph to kill anyone but me


bump
op update already

loving busy week guys, i'm moving so stuff's been kind of awkward
so i've decided to make a schedule
i'll be updating tuesday and friday, every week
sorry about that. but anyways, here we go

Not dying yet
Attempt to revive pls
Rolled a 6!

I roll to RNGesus to ask him to revive me.
Rolled a 4!

oh oops i didnt see i died last time lol
anyway let me roll for revive
Rolled a 5!

Welcome back to the land of the living, kiddos.

im gonna go sit on a hill and watch with slime girl because my head hurts
Rolled a 4!
You and Slime Girl teleport out of the dungeon and sit on a nice hill. You stare at the sun, as it's beginning to set. Slime Girl gives you a sandwich made out of her and it...surprisingly tastes good. Heals you up somehow, too. Oh and you forget for a while or something.

Attempt to knock the assassin over by kicking him.
Rolled a 6!!
You kick him into the stratophere by total accident. Sorta hurts your foot and you take 1HP of damage. On the bright side, he comes crashing back down at full speed like a meteor and takes 10HP of damage!

Steal the assassin's very painful stick
Rolled a 3.
You try to sneak up on him and steal his stick, but he notices and you quickly run away from him. Looks like your Sneaking level wasn't high enough.

I get far away from the assassin.
I then pull a mortar out from the ground and then fire at the assassin.
Rolled a 6!!
You get far back.
Really far back.
That's the beginning of the dungeon you can stop now.
You take out a very large mortar, and fire it directly into the room where the Assassin is!
Since it hits him directly, he takes 12HP of damage! However, the debris hits everyone, causing everyone (except you and Clownfish and Slime Girl) to take 1HP of damage!

i assassinate the assassin
Rolled a 5!
You sneak up behind the Assassin successfully, and...

Silent kill. +5 points.

YOU WIN! (i really need to make enemies way more buff)

Must get into this adventure. Count me in!
can i join
i will join

Oh hey look it's the 3 amigos you know the deal let's go.

You leave the mysteriously rainy room and enter a rather darkly lit library. You feel a dark, powerful presence nearby, and it reveals itself!

VS.
Lilith & Lilim (BOSS)


Powerful and quick succubus twins.
Can strike twice, and can randomize their damage.

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ - 150/150 HP
???? - ??? ATK

The Adventurers
tber123

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
TheABELBOTO

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Clownfish

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Merp

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Zoltan

♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
TableSalt
(and 3 clones)


♥♡♡♡ - 1/4 HP
}]Crazy[{

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
WaterOre

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Nicepoint

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
hotremox

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
KristoB

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Space1255

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Flatflyer

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph


♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Copy Kirby

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
MeiValentine

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Lukas75TheSecond

☠☠☠☠ - DEAD
Rose the Floran

♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
Kidalex90

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
kongo

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
JBlitz404

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Starbound

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
maplelink64

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Hansome dude

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Potatoh

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Pearooster

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Haywold

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
SuperSuit12

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Bow

♥♥♡♡ - 2/4 HP
NotBomberguy

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
startacker

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
ArmyUnit

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Mr.Blocko

♥♥♥♡ - 3/4 HP
Ahead

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Whackin

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
DrHitius

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Slime Girl

8/8 HP - 2 ATK
dat boi!!!!!

9/10 HP - 6 ATK

Yeah I'm making this hard. This will not be a cakewalk like usual.
If the battle portrait's too lewd I'll edit it out, but there's no visible genitalia so I should be covered.
Also -- I'm removing anyone that hasn't submitted an action in the past 3 turns. Best start being active if you don't wanna be off the list.

* Cast Holyga on the twins.

Ram into one of them

« Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 07:08:38 PM by Copy Kirby »


Throw a book at them

I hit those two things with a dragon-breath fireball from a distance.

Also, wouldn't I have only two health thanks to Bow? >->
And lol the bosses never have time to attack



i'll be updating tuesday and friday, every week

If you want some help with managing this game, i'm available to assist, not necessarily to fill in for posting, but moreso content creation and statisticals, if your interested give me a friend request on my steam profile and we'll talk as soon as possible.

Also, wouldn't I have only two health thanks to Bow? >->

oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

summon the strength of ten thousand demons and punch right through them