progress ad venture

[tber123]

Start advertising drugs to the townspeople

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

pizza ads
all pizza ads

[The Resonte!]

you are now in Detroit Adville

let us return to the basics, in your undying venture to advertise your pricey wares.

do what that ad told you and perform a hand stand

why are you doing this

[Refticus]

now squat while doing that sick handstand

[Potatoh]

Inject people with ads and turn them into ad slaves

[Red Spy]

Go to the bar and ask for Ads, with ice

[Clownfish]

vomit ads

[tber123]

Bust out funky dance moves while advertising at the same time

[Nicepoint]

JOHNNY JOHNNY

OPEN YOUR MOUTH EYES

[Conan]

see the best way to advertise is to get everyone's attention

breakdancing in the middle of the street is a sure way to get everyone's attention.

[The Resonte!]

now squat while doing that sick handstand

you handstand + squat

whoa man that is some mad atheletics right there

Bust out funky dance moves while advertising at the same time

see the best way to advertise is to get everyone's attention

breakdancing in the middle of the street is a sure way to get everyone's attention.

you perform some rad movements. your ill flow is off the charts. like whoa man how rad can this get

you gain a crowd of onlookers, eager to know what you will do next.

now's your chance!

pizza ads
all pizza ads

Start advertising drugs to the townspeople

you start preaching about drugs and pizza to the civilians.



you manage to hand off a bunch of your pricey wares to the cityfolk, clearly hypnotised by your cool rhythms and your massive charisma!

[Clownfish]

scream like an advertising banshee

[SubDaWoofer]

Use the brainwashed people to start advertising the expensive wares to other peoples, and then make them tell the newly brainwashed people to do the same, recursion of ads.

[TableSalt]

make an app!
everybody loves apps!

[tber123]

Tell the townspeople to spread the word about you being a charismatic beast that can sell everyone some good stuff