progress ad venture

[Drydess]

say to the people, "I started dancing before it was cool" to appeal to the hippies currently watching

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

say to the people, "I started dancing before it was cool" to appeal to the hippies currently watching

you begin to take your leave while talking about how cool you were to dance before it was cool. you've completely captured their hearts.

Tell the townspeople to spread the word about you being a charismatic beast that can sell everyone some good stuff

Use the brainwashed people to start advertising the expensive wares to other peoples, and then make them tell the newly brainwashed people to do the same, recursion of ads.

but before you leave, you give out flyers to your new followers and tell them to spread the words.
this is totally going to start making dividends. this is like, primary pyramid scheming in the making here.











































you travel a bit more into the city.

phone up your mates to form the squad

you reach a payphone and begin to call up your hellacious homies:
αd bot,  aδ bot, ad βot,  ad bθt, and ad boτ

wow those are terrible names.

you tell them to meet you at a bar nearby.

[WaterOre]

-nvm misread character-

[TeeOS]

put up posters of your wares around the phone booth with numbers to call

off topic: what art program are u using

[TableSalt]

put a phone ad at the phone booth
that'll get 'em

[The Resonte!]

off topic: what art program are u using

flash

it is decent

but terrible for making gifs without anti-aliasing (which is why a lot of gifs have lots of dithering and smoothing aaaaaaaaaaaaaA how do i fix it)

[Refticus]

check to see if that 1/10000 number has increased from those ads.

[The Resonte!]

put up posters of your wares around the phone booth with numbers to call

put a phone ad at the phone booth
that'll get 'em

yes.

check to see if that 1/10000 number has increased from those ads.

you take a quick peek at your com-pan. the message has changed to:

11/10000

wow, progress already!?

i mean, extremely tiny progress.

it's probably obvious by now that it counts up how many people you manage to advertise to with your fantabulous products.
eventually these ads you keep leaving around will start to pay dividends, then you just gotta rake in the dough

Go to the bar and ask for Ads, with ice

go to a bar and chug whiskey until your knocked out because why not

you decide to enter a bar. you gotta meet your gang here after all!

[Drydess]

advertise budweiser

[RACCOONNEER1214]

trash the place with fake ads.

[Nicepoint]

Open a hose of dating website ads

[hotremox]

do a subway advertisment

[Conan]

flash

it is decent

but terrible for making gifs without anti-aliasing (which is why a lot of gifs have lots of dithering and smoothing aaaaaaaaaaaaaA how do i fix it)

i know that feel man

export as png's/jpgs
use a separate program to compile into a gif

optionally export it huge and see if reducing the size on the forums improves the quality
eg like 1920x1080 reduce to 1280x720   

its dumb but it works.


advertise water cause water prevents hangovers!!!!

also perfect time to flash those "hot new singles in your area" ads ;)

[tber123]

Advertise self-defense classes to the entire bar so that the inhabitants will be able to defend themselves if a barfight starts

[Refticus]

see if your squad is here