Author Topic: progress ad venture  (Read 142009 times)

ask why beta bot held the bag like that

suddenly notice its daytime





you and beta bot enter the gun store.

damn thats a lot of weaponry.

a dealer is there, wide awake and alert.




















if the shop doesn't sell compact advertisement-flyer bullets dont get anything

you'll probaly need an accurate snipad rifle so you can deal ads (short for attack damages) from afar at important targets
and a spray n pray madchine gun for madximum crowd dispersal


you collect a bunch of compadct rounds, a madchine gun for beta bot, and a few snipad rifles.















enter the gungeon gun store

but first check how much money you have
Pay by advertizing the shop's weaponry around the city
Then advertise the advertisements for the weaponry to get double the pay
...............right?


you suddenly realize that you have no money on you. the dealer wants his payment, so you offer to set up a deal by advertising his store for him.

of course, this is in the form of a series of loud pitches offering an investment of $200, where your advertising services will easily give him QUADRUPLE the return!

this is a limited time offer!!!



















he doesn't take.




















but honestly i think it would be more convincing if everyone was raving to your ads rather thadn getting shot in the face with them. though knowing this town there'll probably be competition to take down


oh, well speak of the devil.

two nefarious ruffians enter the store.

aim the guns at them and hope that they're loaded

in both senses of the phrase, since you need money to pay for the guns

ask for the cheapest crummiest gun in the shop so you can pay him with pocket lint instead.

Use your radiating charisma to your advantage here.

advertise the gun shop to them hardcore

Oh no..... are they abBlocks?

oh right you're holding a buncha bullets load them into the gun and stick em up

...wait how do we know they're nefarious ruffians ready to beat us up? do they even know who we are??

of course they know who we are! kindly give them our ads to earn money to buy the guns!

Kick them in the balls then steal the guns

Then slap them with ads on your way out
« Last Edit: June 06, 2016, 01:58:33 PM by Anthony Fuckstick »

trade them for a Subway Sandwich if he dont grab the gun and kill him