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use your breakdancing skills to disarm the ruffians and possibly knock them unconcious

Have beta bot keep shooting ads into everyone's face to blind them while you do a slow-motion jump over the gunstore owner's table before using him as a human shield(and stealing his real gun)
Blow away the ruffians before executing the owner, loot the guns, and run

enter an advertisement themed breakdance to put the armed gunmen and shop owner in awe

side with the dealer, maybe he'll give you some sweet guns after this


wait until a long awkward silence

and then say "uh i really dont think we should be doing this"

then when they lower their guns sHOOT

wait until a long awkward silence

and then say "uh i really dont think we should be doing this"

then when they lower their guns sHOOT
go into attack mode


you try saying that this isn't really the best thing to do, but they refuse to lower their guns.

looks like all that's left is to attack.
















stop drop and roll, tactically tripping those ruffians, avoiding the gunfire of the dealer (if the forgeter dares to shoot).
Do a handstand while kicking the gun out of their hand
do an extremely impressive headstand
use your breakdancing skills to disarm the ruffians and possibly knock them unconcious


you immedietly begin to breakdance spin around in extraordinarily radical fashion. the dealer and the ruffian fires at you, but you're too much of a blur and manage to dodge them!

MISSION LEVEL: SICK





















you deliver an exceedingly radical reverse upside-down doublewhammy roundhouse outkick. knocking out teeth and gun alike.

tell the dealer that he's next if he doesn't give you the guns
« Last Edit: June 10, 2016, 08:32:29 PM by Twix »

tell the dealer that he's next if he doesn't give you the guns

I saw that

Anyway,
Adverblind them (blind them with advertisements)

Back flip onto the table then kick the dealer's gun


fart copious amounts of persuasion gas to convince the dealer

turn the handstand into your signature handstand-only-with-fingers-with-bent-legs to entrance them

engage persuasion gas

wait just take the money from the ruffians you knocked out/are about to knock out and pay for the guns

and take their guns too